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Period Sex (The Downward Facing Dog Position Anytime Any Place Edition)

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Sticky. Red. Hot mess! Horny as fuck so just got to get it in! Still don’t know what I’m referring to?! It’s time to get down and dirty with PERIOD SEX! This is a topic many couples will skip in public or pretend to not know about but if they have been together for a long while…they have had them some period sex! One of the symptoms of my menstrual cycle is I get extra horny right BEFORE, DURING, and AFTER it! Yes it’s true! I’m like a Bitch in heat (referring to an actual female dog here) during my period! I’m gnawing, scratching, sniffing, and humping the Ex Factor’s legs when I’m on my period! I’m also giving him a lot of shit around that time too ? but that’s for another blog. Lol. Back to the I gots to get it in even if Aunt Flo is in town! ?? Even though my horniness gets the best of me during my period…I have actually only had period sex with two men: Julio and Elijah! Julio and I lost our virginities to each other January 2000 after being together since 1997. Boy that’s when waiting on sex was the IN THING!??? Miss those days! Actually I hate how we do shit now. FUCK a Netflix and Chill!??But now I digress. Back to my period and Julio. Because we were each other’s first…he believed (rather mistakenly) that everything on me belonged to him. ?Julio patiently waited for me to get to college before we had sex and a deal I struck with him for waiting with me (always a business woman) was that I would never deny him sex once we lost our virginities to each other. So there he was in his sophomore year of college (my freshman year) and I finally gave him some! We loved to read up on sex positions and boy did we experiment! That was the beauty of not knowing shit and learning together…neither of us could lead! We were in it together! Turning tricks and turning each other on and off! Lol. We fucked when arguing (I would still be pissed after and he would be confused by that) and we fucked when happy! But it wasn’t until we were in our mid 20s that we ventured into period sex territory! It wasn’t purposely and I definitely wouldn’t recommend it to everyone! Julio once knew my body so well that he knew in the 5 days of my period…only two were real period days…the first and the second days. The other 3 days I would just spot. So my body would stop my period…I would have sex with Julio…then go back to spotting. I’m very lucky that my heaviest day is a medium cycle for most women and I don’t get cramps! ??? I over eat, cry, get emotional, and my nipples get super sensitive during my period but other than that I’m a lean mean fucking machine! Julio has never seen a drop of blood but one time he did have to remove a tampon out of me and if I recall correctly…we had some bomb ass sex! My body is so sensitive and open during that time that every touch felt magical! Ironically, the FIRST out of the three times I had sex with Elijah…we had period sex!???? I generally would recommend only trying it with someone you know well but shit one thing lead to another and there Elijah and I were…fucking. Elijah was a pro at it. He followed my instructions and trusted that I knew my body well. He also never saw a drop of blood! Matter of fact…my period never came back that evening…I started spotting again around noon the next day! ? It’s like I was in tuned with my body…because I never put a tampon back in until the next day. Now for MOST women period sex is hella messy! I just happen to have a very unique situation.??? Oh yes…for all you nasty freaks out there…let me make something clear. I instructed Elijah not to go down on me nor finger me before period sex. He just worked my neck and kissed me passionately and that was enough to get us going. I told you I’m in realm of sensitive ecstasy during my period!?I know some women are side eyeing me but it’s true! Truthfully, I’ve had period sex about 4 times in my life….mostly with Julio. It’s not THE THING to do but some times dick can’t wait and pussy is more than built and equipped to oblige!?The huge caveat to period sex though is if a woman is living foul during that time! We all have different body chemistries and even when new dick meets new pussy (even with no period in place)…odd smells can arise.??? Not every body chemistry is meant to mix! So beware if her shit smells like a cesspool! Get the fuck out of there! And ladies if you feel like you need a little extra freshness before…I recommend a warm shower/bath before sex then lay a towel down and get it on. Oh yes…to the dudes…besides a bad smell…watch out for the blood baths! If you aren’t down with all that blood…don’t try it! Period sex ain’t for the squeamish! No sir…it sure ain’t! So if you ain’t about that life…don’t even go there! Now…when is the best time to consider period sex?! When your dude is so horny…he looks like he will bust in your ear!? Yup! I would rather take it in my pussy than my ear anytime! Some folks do anal sex during Aunt Flo’s visit! To each its own but I’m not big on bleeding, being emotional, and possibly getting an asshole rip too! Thanks Elijah!??Though the asshole rip did not happen during period sex! ? But I digress again! Got to stay on this hot, horny, and bloody track! lol! I know…I’m even grossing myself out. Sometimes shit got to get done though! And it’s my experience that the sex is intense, intimate, and the guys cum with a powerful force! Maybe it’s because of the illusion of doing something forbidden that turns us on…I’m not sure. But it’s definitely different than any other type of sex I’ve experienced. And if you are curious…the Ex Factor and I have never had period sex! If I even suggested it…he would probably throw up but he’s gonna learn one day! Might be soon as Saturday is his 27th birthday, today is the first day of my cycle, and I haven’t given him any in a while!? ~KJM on Hump Day saying…have you tried period sex?! If so, please share your experience with it!? 

EPISODE 10: Naked And Uncovered, The End (Song Cry Edition), Crying And Praying, The Coming Of A New Age/First Date, Elijah, and I Am His by KINGSTON JAEL MICHAELS

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Naked And Uncovered Definition Intro: Written and Performed by Kingston Jael Michaels

The End (Song Cry Edition): Written by Kingston Jael Michaels and Performed by Lioness

Crying And Praying Outro: Written and Performed by Kingston Jael Michaels

The Coming Of A New Age/First Date Intro 1: Written by Kingston Jael Michaels and Performed by Lioness

ELIJAH Intro 2: Written and Performed by Kingston Jael Michaels

I AM HIS: Written by Kingston Jael Michaels and Performed by Alexis Skyy

PRODUCED by Loyalist, MIXED by ANS Studios, and BEATS by Davincii Productions

BEWARE Of The “If Your Man Isn’t Doing This…He Ain’t Shit” Articles (The Misleading Relationship Quotes Are Messing Up My Love Life Edition)

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I very rarely defend the men in any of my blogs but this one was a long time coming! Yesterday, I was reading an article on a relationship site that listed 6 ways that you can tell your man doesn’t love you! Of course the Ex Factor and I hit a 6 out of 6, in my opinion, and I got downright depressed UNTIL I read a comment from a woman named Holly who said she joined this particular site to get uplifting quotes during the struggles of her relationship. She said instead of finding support, each quote/article made her doubt and question her relationship! Holly started exhibiting these distrustful behaviors towards her man and she says she has now lost the love of a good man! I felt it for her and so I wrote her…thanking her for sharing her experience and told her that I hope and pray they find their way back to each other!?? Ladies, I hate to break it to you but BREAK UPS SELL MORE THAN LOVE and we are the target audience for that shit! Now let me be clear…if you are in any type of abusive relationship (verbal, emotional, physical, sexual, financial etc) then you are in fact in a bad place and need to get out! ABUSE should be a deal breaker for us all because it can lead to death! This is no joking matter! But for the rest of us who are having shitty moments in our situationships/relationships/marriages…you better make certain that you are walking away because you want to you! Let’s use our brains here. How the fuck does some article or Steve Harvey, for that matter, know or understand the day to day of your relationship? These folks are not going to walk with you when your marriage is on the rocks! You have to decide when it’s time walk or when it’s time to fight for what you want! Men are not the brightest creatures…dick does love to stray…but the one thing I can give them is each man is unique! Different upbringings, different love languages, different ways of expressing himself, and different roads to commitment! Knowing all of that…why the hell do we buy into these articles?! They got us all walking away…and soon it will just be us! And if you are into women…it will be your world! But if you are straight like me…what am I to do…crawl into a fucking cave and wait to die! ? Now I’m not saying that some of these relationship sites don’t have some helpful tips but if the tips are some blatant ways to leave the man you love…you better pause! ? Now I’m NOT SAYING SETTLE…I’m saying beware of poisoning something that is just hitting bumps in the roads and just needs both of you to pull your sleeves up and get to work! One of my favorite relationship quotes (being sarcastic here ?) is that “love never hurts/disrespects you!” What a load of bull shit! Have you ever talked to any of your family members married more than 30 years and still together? Oh grandma and pop pop been through hell and back the last 40 years of marriage! They probably lost their damn minds and souls at times but still found a way to choose each other! Of course, you do have the folks who are just waiting for the other one to drop dead! ?Yea…I’m not talking about those folks nor the ones that stay married just to say they are still married! I’m talking about the folks in it to win it for life! Nothing that’s worth anything is ever easy! I wish it was! There will be times you get hurt and times you will hurt him! How soon we forget that we aren’t angels in our relationships! ? Maybe these articles are right and some of us (like myself) are getting played like a fiddle! Jesus be a fence!??But we have the right to choose our deal breakers! I think, by now, most of my friends have realized…I only want a listening ear when I speak of the Ex Factor. This is all a mess I got myself into and I have to some how figure it out for myself! I suggest you all do too and get off the phone with the unhappily marrieds or the clueless singles who are always ready to tell you to leave your man while they are walking around on hot coals while enduring their own mess! Nothing is wrong with seeking advice but if your current situation does not involve a man risking your health and/or abuse….the first point of advice really should focus on how to make the communication better! Walking out is actually the easy route! Fighting to do the work is much harder! Trust me…I know! I am a runner trying to reform myself! I’m not sure if the Ex Factor is worth standing still for…only time will tell…but it’s all for ME to decide! Now I’m not making excuses for these men! No way! But what I am asking you to think about is why are these relationship articles geared towards women?!! Cause we will buy and support that shit! Hence the Steve Harvey enterprise! Not throwing shade here…just giving you an example! We women will buy into almost anything when it comes to men! Hear me out for this next one…?Another one of my favorite relationship quotes is about how fasting from sex/food/whatever leads to a good husband! Now I’m not doubting that this wasn’t the journey of some women but I know for a fact that I have many happily married female readers who did not wait on sex for marriage! Each woman’s journey is her own! So fast if you must but know the only guarantee is you will lose some weight! What’s next…only the Good Lord knows! While we are all women…what we have been through and where we are going…are unique factors in our life’s journey! I could fast from sex and chocolate for 20 years and still won’t get no man as fine, God loving, and commitment ready like Megan Good’s husband!?? Yes lawd!? I am so glad that was her journey and I’m happy for her and my sister, Fantasia! Love hearing your stories! But um…sex is not even a big part of my life now and I’m chilling with BOAZ’ cousin (The Ex Factor?)! Like if I never saw dick for the next 2 to 3 years I would be just fine! Dick don’t make me happy unless he’s making himself useful…like paying some bills around my fucking house!?? So yea I could fast but it’s like asking me not to eat turkey for years! I already don’t like turkey and could care less if I had it or not! And y’all know I’m serious as my libido, much like my biological clock, have both rolled under a Mac truck on I95!?? Maybe if I fast from chocolate?! I love chocolate way more than penis!?Anyways, I’m sure by now you get the point! Every man and woman are different! How we love and even how we choose to hate is unique! Do what’s best for you! My blog is really about my journey! Clearly I’m lost but aren’t we all to some degree?! Before I go…one more important reminder! Just because a man can “commit” on the surface to being your boyfriend or husband…doesn’t mean he’s ready and that he will uphold that commitment! I know plenty of men (have some in my family) that are quick to marry because they don’t want to lose a good thing and are like the road runner…even more faster to cheat! Not everything that glitters is gold! A lot of women are spending a lifetime with fool’s gold! And that’s their damn choice! So don’t let the horoscopes, relationship sites, or even relationship experts rule your relationship! Life is what you both make it and if you are both still fighting for it…I pray there’s a good reason you all are hanging in there! ~KJM on Charm School Monday saying…don’t believe the hype! Love is not a black and white thing! Though I’m currently plotting on which one of the Ex Factor’s balls I can step on…I think he likes the right one better than the left!? ? Hey that 6 Ways To Know Your Man Don’t Love You article got me all up in my feelings too!? After all…I’m only human!? 

Pay It Forward…Always…But Especially Around The Holidays

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Still in my holiday funk, I used the Friday after Thanksgiving to regroup. It was going to be a day of pampering for me! Somewhere in the midst of my mani and pedi, I got the strongest feeling to turn my negative energy into a positive one. Once again, I felt deeply connected to some of my friends. One in particular had been on my mind for the last two weeks! I reached out to those I could and decided to spread a little holiday cheer. After my mani and pedi, I picked up my little helper (my cousin who is home on break from Spelman), and we were off to make the day a good one! The Holidays can be such a rough time for many people. Not everyone will share their concerns and worries with you. So if you find yourself in a bad place, try your best to pay it forward to those around you best you can. It could be volunteering your time, checking up on loved ones that you haven’t heard from in a while, or just doing a random small act of kindness. Stay in tuned with the fact that while your holidays may not be what you envisioned…you currently have the life that someone else is praying for! ?? Spreading kindness in a world that appears to have forgotten the importance of love, patience, and tolerance is imperative. And to be honest…it feels great to put smiles on faces! Stepping outside of my own disappointments made Thanksgiving mean so much more. I cannot do a thing about the things in life that sadden me but I can embrace the world with a positive outlook and share that outlook. ❤️I even boldly reached out to the Ex Factor though I’m not sure if things will ever get better there but I still reached out. That’s all we can do this holiday season….abandon our pride and egos and think of others more than we think of ourselves! Pay it forward with LOVE! ~KJM on Serenity Sunday?

Love Should Always Be Stronger Than Pride (The After The Thanksgiving Dust Has Cleared Edition)

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Yesterday, gathered with great family and friends, I tried my best to find the Thanksgiving spirit. Several things had occurred to really blow my holiday spirit before it even began…starting with my parents of course. They just couldn’t agree on anything…so Thanksgiving was divided. Sigh…this year of all years…with so much going on in our family…we should have all eaten together! But even with all the protests from us kids…my parents would not compromise on what I consider to be a silly disagreement on both their parts. And so we split the time….earlier in the day with my mom and dinner with my daddy. Sigh…to make matters more uncomfortable…I had this heavy feeling in my heart. Every year the Ex Factor always reaches out on Thanksgiving and Christmas…no matter if we are speaking or not. Things have been so off with us and I signaled that I needed some space. To which he responded positively to. I’m trying to find a balance of having him in my life but creating much distance between us. You see we agree on nothing right now except that we aren’t ready to not have each other in our lives. I’ve blocked him via phone over the years…yet he always finds a way around it or I let my guard down and we are right back to talking. When we aren’t disagreeing…we laugh so much! I love his easy going nature (most of the time) matched with my intense going getting nature. He’s been the ying to my yang for so many years. Sometimes I wonder if I’m just getting complacent but then I remember that I’ve found that laughter in no one before nor after him. Not in the way we crack each other up. I love that he loves his sleep and I’m of course…always awake! We are both family oriented though we always keep our families separate from each other…except his relationship with Junior. Junior, my baby brother, has always taken a liking to the Ex Factor in a way he has never looked out for any of the guys I’ve dated. He and the Ex Factor had a secret face to face talk behind my back. Not sure when. I only learned about it later on when my brother worried I would hate him for meddling. The fact that the two of them spoke on a positive level about me didn’t bother me one bit. My brother was looking out for my best interest and the Ex Factor was trying to prove that he was in fact my best interest. Overall, my brother says he didn’t believe the Ex Factor was out to hurt me…he just has a lot of growing up to do. And my brother warned that it may be a long time before the Ex Factor matures. He would still support us but it was totally up to me if I wanted to wait however many years on the Ex Factor. According to the Ex Factor, as long as he had his family and friends…he would be fine! This was in response to my brother warning him that he could lose me. Now I wasn’t there so I can’t be sure of his tone/delivery but these words have haunted me for the last couple of months. In essence, my family and true friends mean everything to me. They have held me down through it all! But I took the Ex Factor’s words to mean that I did not matter. And when we hit our bumps in the road, I’ve silently held these words against him. I know this isn’t right. One of us has to be transparent! One of us has to be vulnerable! But why does it have to be me? Last night…after all the festivities…and still no word from the Ex Factor…it dawned on me that we were no different than my parents! Pride was leading every move we made…not love! And look where that’s gotten my parents! So after midnight…I text “Happy Thanksgiving Ex Factor! Hope you and your family had a good one!” You would think this was a sign of progress…a sign of me being vulnerable and letting down my walls BUT NO! ?Perhaps only he would notice this but I never call him by his name. It’s always babe or boo. He calls me babe or hun (which I loathe). It was like I was saying “Happy Thanksgiving!” but my pride is signaling that you are no longer my love…you are just my friend. I wanted to make him feel the way I’ve been feeling for the last couple of years! Of course, at the time I sent the text, I didn’t see it that way but by the time I woke up and didn’t see a text back from him…I knew the type of message I sent wasn’t really filled with thankfulness and love. Pride is still in control. ?Maybe one day we will both meet the right person who makes us want to abandon our pride. Maybe…one…day. I just don’t know. Yet I’m left with this unsettling feeling and still two more major holidays left in this season! I would love to hear from my readers. I could use some words of encouragement. It’s like I want to be loved…flaws and all….wholeheartedly…but I want to be able to hide my true feelings every step of the way….I’m afraid of getting hurt again. ~KJM on Flashback Friday. FYI by the time I finished writing this post…the Ex Factor did respond to my text. He sent back pretty much the same message I gave him…no nickname of endearment…? 

Happy Thanksgiving

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Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers and listeners! Kingston Expressions has brought me so much joy this year! I cannot wait to continue to grow with all of you! Shout out to my performers: Alexis Skyy, Scarlet, Grace, Nicole, Lioness, and Toi from ToiTime! Lastly, peace, love, and blessings to my behind the scenes crew: my producer: Loyalist, my engineer: ANS Studios, and beats by Davincii Productions! One Love, KJM???

I Know It’s The Holidays But I STILL Don’t Want You

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Well it’s that time of year again! The infectious CUFFING season and of course my pussy just sneezed at the thought of what this time of year coupled with the holiday season upon us does to our exes or just dudes we use to know!? During the holidays, every single (and sometimes not so single) dirty dog with his overly used penis is ready to offer you some of him…because….wait for it…tis the season of giving! I wish folks would just send money instead! Now that’s a present! ?? Not some used up dick that couldn’t appreciate me when I was good to him. I’m single but I’m definitely not desperate so miss me with the “she want that old thing back!” No sir…I do not! Matter of fact I’ve been telling some of you this for years! Take Julio for example. January 2010 (5 months before I met the Ex Factor)…and of course this was a time Phoenix was on the horizon though we hadn’t had sex in years…I told Julio I was no longer attracted to him. No disrespect to him but when he dumped me back in June 2007, one year into my intense graduate school program, I lost any real attraction to him. He…just became…ugly to me. Maybe that’s because since 1997 he’s been putting me down with his backhanded comments? Maybe I finally came to my senses that I was no longer in love with him (though we tried to maintain a friendship until January 2016 when he got downright disrespectful) and that I was no longer physically attracted to him…which was evident during the few times we hooked up during the 2009 holiday season…I was blacking out during sex! ? Like passed out cold with no memory of the unfaithful event!? And no there was never any alcohol involved. ? My subconscious no longer could stand to look at him. I could no longer fake wanting him. And when I fell for the Ex Factor in July 2010, I finally realized that there was a deeper love for me. And even with the hell I’ve been through with the Ex Factor…I still believe that he doesn’t purposely want to hurt me…he is just not ready. ? Julio, on the other hand, is very purposeful with his words and deeds. He means every hurtful comment he has ever thrown my way! Hence why my family and friends cannot stand him! In January 2016, Julio expected me to give him another chance after it had been SIX years…almost to the date…that I told him I was no longer attracted to him! Both Papa Michaels and the Ex Factor said they would NEVER contact a woman again if she said she was no longer attracted to them! Julio clearly fell and bumped his damn head! Or he just don’t got no fucking pride! ? 15 year old me and 35 year old me are attracted to different types of men! And thank goodness! I’m not about any type of abuse…especially verbal and mental abuse because it’s so easy to ignore/miss and yet so damaging! So Julio you are not missed and definitely not wanted by me for the last SEVEN years! I would take this as a final NO if I were you! Now I’m not trying to put the man down the way he has done me the entire time I’ve known him but I am trying to make things crystal clear so we just stop having these unpleasant run ins every couple of years. Not in love with you! Don’t want you! No longer attracted to you! Ouch! But he probably still don’t hear me though! ? Wait….how the fuck is that possible?! I’ve spelt it out for him 1000 times with no mix messages! I’m ghost whenever he comes to visit his Jersey family and I haven’t laid eyes on him in almost 7 years…despite his requests! I have also wished him well on every new relationship he’s been in! You know his ass calls me up whenever he moves in with a chick or gets engaged!??Miss me with all of that Julio! I think you know deep down inside I don’t want you and apparently…no other woman that you have committed to…wants you either! Ouch! Well after ripping off Julio’s balls and serving it to him…let me say something positive. ? I’m sure once he grows up and tries uplifting a woman…he will make a good husband for HER! Just…not…the…fuck..ME!✌?️ Now back to the main theme of this blog! The exes will be everywhere like cockroaches on the kitchen floor when you turn the lights on one night…scattered…plentiful…and running all over the damn place! Get your RAID spray out because the holidays plus cuffing season sometimes bring out a special resistant cockroach! If RAID don’t work…just step on this one!!! Crush him and send his pieces back to the last chick he passed you up for! Now that’s a Thanksgiving feast! Lol. Seriously, I know the holidays are an emotional time but guys (and the girls who run this same game) do you think catching an ex when they are vulnerable is going to bring you great results if y’all do rekindle?! How about showing her you worked on yourself? Like letting her know that you have known for a while she was the one for you but you needed time to get your shit together. And you will be patient as she decides if she wants you back. If she doesn’t…respect her decision and move on! If she still does want you back…time to walk the walk! Then back that all up in words and deeds for the rest of both of your lives!!! Now that’s some real talk!?? Don’t just be trying to spread your penis with a bow tied around it everywhere you go thinking it’s going to be a present to every woman you see!? Yuck! For most of us sane chicks…single is a better way to go than to lay with dogs and get flees during the holiday season! Miss me with all of that!?? ~KJM on Hump Day…saying…guess who doesn’t want dick in a box as a Christmas present this year!???✌?️ 

I Have A Thong Up My Ass And It’s Almost Thanksgiving!

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I don’t think a Grinch can steal Thanksgiving….but family sure can. Two days before Thanksgiving and I’m trying so hard not to lose my shit with my family! Don’t get me wrong…I’m grateful to have family to dislike during the holidays! I really am! But Jesus be a fence…must they be so grumpy and ungrateful during the holidays or any major event for that matter?!!! The Michaels family does no event well especially holidays and graduations! We are a non drinking household but keep the best liquors one can find in the islands in our home for guests! Though you better stick to a two glass minimum or we are going to think you have a serious drinking problem that you have not come to terms with! Yup! That’s how my parents feel about drinking…sigh. So that means I cannot drink my way through the holidays! I must put on my big girl panties and face all the drama head on! We are such a blessed family yet no one can stay in a place of blessings! I try so hard but folks just be trying me! As I try even harder not to lose my shit, how are you guys battling the holiday blues? Drinks? An escape plan? Bolting to the door or your room after the meal? Staying mute as relatives attempt to punch each other out?! Sigh…Thanksgiving use to be my favorite holiday until 2009. There was a huge shift in my family and we just never recovered from it. As I try to make sense of my now hate for the holidays I use to love, I think of all my readers and listeners! Some of you have suffered great loss this year and are now bracing the first holiday without a loved one. I’m definitely with you all in spirit….hoping that new traditions breathe life into your families. As for me…I still have a thong stuck up my ass…just trying to make it through the holidays! And I’ve the biggest wedgie! I’m hoping next year my money will be right enough to go to somebody’s island throughout the holidays! You know I don’t mind rolling SOLO!?? I just need a peace of mind and to be drama free. Now before I forget…some of you have IN LAWS!? I’ve heard terrible nightmares of these groups of people and I feel so bad for you! It’s my understanding that most folks cannot stomach their In Laws for a few minutes much less have to get through several holidays back to back with them! ? Grab your holy water and get ready to sprinkle down your In Laws or any negative family member…for that matter…when their heads start spinning around and their mouths start to throw up drama filled words…like they are in the movie “The Exorcist!” Joking of course! Lol. Try your best to stare the drama in the face and pass it by! Lastly, for those of you with normal family and love your In Laws…you stink! Lol. Send those of us that are less fortunate a bottle of cheap liquor to tie us over! Yes that should be your punishment for having a great life! ??? While you are laughing and hugging your loved ones….many of us will be reaching for the White Hennessy and the Wray and Nephew rums (also good for baking). While I do not promote drinking…the holidays and the winter time for that matter…brings out the worst in me and my family. I’m dreading each day that I’m stuck in the house with them…miserably pretending to be grateful for these very uncomfortable moments with them. Maybe one day I will look back at these times and truly miss them! But for now…I’ve a thong stuck up my ass and it’s almost Thanksgiving. Ba humbug… ~KJM wishing you and your family a Happy and drama free Thanksgiving! FYI I will drop Episode 10 next week and 11 the week after then the Podcast Series takes a break for the Christmas Holiday! So catch up on all 9 episodes thus far! 

Thoughts Of A Single Woman

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I’m afraid of abandoning my single self…that’s why I refuse to fully crossover. So I stand in the middle of it all…being true to my single self. Holding her close and celebrating her every day. I jump on planes wishing he was there but happy I’m strong enough and bold enough to make each journey without him. I never want to be one of those women who says his name before her own. I do not hate this type of woman…I just do not understand her. Can’t a man feel truly loved by me if my name is the first name that rolls off my tongue in the morning…only second to my Higher Power? #thoughtsofasinglewoman ~KJM

Death To The Bad Bitch: Pussy Has No Face Part 1 (They Smile In Your Face…Backstabbers Edition)

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Here at Kingston Expressions…it seems I’ve been in my feelings for a while…talking about broken love. Well it’s fucking Charm School Monday and I’m not feeling soft today! Grab that pen and pad and get ready to take some serious notes! We have had some unfinished business ever since I dropped “Death To The Bad Bitch (The Pussy Has No Face Intro)!” Shout out to Alexis Skyy for killing that piece on my podcast series! We are still talking about that one! Now to the issue at hand. In the Pussy Has No Face Intro (go back and read this post if you haven’t or listen to EPISODE 4 on my podcast series for a crash course), I described some common traits of the so called “Bad Bitch.” Today I’m going to zone in on one particular flaw of a woman who has no other talent but her looks and her pussy dictionary. Often times (of course not always), the Bad Bitch is one of those “no honor among thieves” bitches. She’s the type of trick that goes after her sister’s, cousin’s, and best friend’s man. That Hoe Over There (THOT) don’t even give a fuck if it’s her mama’s new man! She is going there if she wants to! Now let me be clear on something. As a black feminist, I do not enjoy calling a woman a bitch nor a hoe but of course if the shoe fits by all means…hoe wear it! ?? I have said it time and time again (but it’s worth reminding you), that a woman who does not know you (as friend or family) don’t owe you shit! Don’t expect her to have your back when your man cums calling! No ma’am! Her main concern is herself. Love it or hate it…that’s the way it typically goes. With that being said, I would never call a woman a hoe or a bitch for her Pussy mileage! I believe in the female sexuality and a woman’s right to take charge of her sexual freedom! Explore! Explore! Explore! But if you take your sister’s man…get ready to be called a whore! Love it or hate it…that’s my stance! And from my viewpoint whores and hoes can also be men!!! I do not discriminate in those titles! Now back to the death of the Bad Bitch! When it comes to my man cheating…he is the one I go after…not a woman who does not know me nor owe me shit! The exception, of course, would be the Bad Bitch who smiles in your face, is the god mother to your children, the maid of dishonor in your wedding, and the one you confide in because you trust her like she’s your sister or she may just be your fucking sister!!! This Bitch must get a genetically modified version of crabs that they have yet to create the right dose of antibiotics to cure! Yea I went there! ? I truly believe that a man who cheats in your inner circle cannot be reformed! Let that one go because he is a special kind of scum! Let the next trick deal with him while you walk away! Don’t give a fuck if he’s even your husband! If he fucked your sister, mom, cousin, or friend all while pretending to love you…you better “run Forest run!” That man has no respect for you and never will! Now to the THOT that’s been in your face smiling while dropping it like it’s hotter than hot for your man! Time to deal with that bitch! She actually owes you something! And she better start explaining as the crabs rise on her ass! So many dicks in the sea…why take your friend’s man? Did you get satisfaction for it? Was there deep pleasure from hurting someone you said you cared about? Better yet…let me get completely irrational and ignorant here…do you think by stealing that motherfucking man…he’s going to stay and be good to you?! Yes that’s right…I feel your expiration date is on the horizon like some two week old skim milk! The white foam around your lips is just an indication of what’s in your near future! News flash! There are some men out there who are such dirty dogs that they will take any pussy thrown at them to make them feel more like a “man.” Don’t worry he will get his with you when he is in the dog house eating kittie litter for dinner every night! To this man, you are just a lowlife conquest. Someone he can just bust in your face and walk away from because…you aren’t what he truly desires. And at the start of your own demise, such a man may flee or pretend to be there before fleeing because his true loyalty will almost never be with the disloyal Bad Bitch! Why is this all worth discussing?! Because the Bad Bitch and her hoe conquests (the dirty men she’s laying with) have infected our lives with broken trust! They hit us where it hurt most and 9 out of 10 times…this Bad Bitch is not even more attractive (inside nor outside) than the original wife/girlfriend. She’s just a lying parasite who would choose a penis over true familyship or friendship. She’s a desperate woman whose pussy really has no face to these men! They could brown paper bag her for all they care! They need to bust and she’s ready to suck it up! Scum sucking bitches! And the worst part of it all…is this type of Bad Bitch will parade the streets (once she’s exposed of course) with your man along with a smile on her face like she achieved something good today! I can’t with her! She’s so ignorant…it hurts! But that’s exactly why the death of the Bad Bitch is a symbolic death! This bitch is so dumb that the only way to get her to reform her ways is for life to treat her the way she’s treated others or even better…her so called looks fade and her pussy has shriveled up….leaving her wondering what the fuck has happened to her life?! ?? ~KJM singing on Charm School Monday…“(What they do) (They smile in your face) All the time they want to take your place The back stabbers (back stabbers) (They smile in your face) All the time they want to take your place The back stabbers (back stabbers)” by the O’Jays. Stay tuned because you never know when I will drop Part 2 of the Pussy Has No Face Saga!? 

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