Well it’s that time of year again! The infectious CUFFING season and of course my pussy just sneezed at the thought of what this time of year coupled with the holiday season upon us does to our exes or just dudes we use to know!? During the holidays, every single (and sometimes not so single) dirty dog with his overly used penis is ready to offer you some of him…because….wait for it…tis the season of giving! I wish folks would just send money instead! Now that’s a present! ?? Not some used up dick that couldn’t appreciate me when I was good to him. I’m single but I’m definitely not desperate so miss me with the “she want that old thing back!” No sir…I do not! Matter of fact I’ve been telling some of you this for years! Take Julio for example. January 2010 (5 months before I met the Ex Factor)…and of course this was a time Phoenix was on the horizon though we hadn’t had sex in years…I told Julio I was no longer attracted to him. No disrespect to him but when he dumped me back in June 2007, one year into my intense graduate school program, I lost any real attraction to him. He…just became…ugly to me. Maybe that’s because since 1997 he’s been putting me down with his backhanded comments? Maybe I finally came to my senses that I was no longer in love with him (though we tried to maintain a friendship until January 2016 when he got downright disrespectful) and that I was no longer physically attracted to him…which was evident during the few times we hooked up during the 2009 holiday season…I was blacking out during sex! ? Like passed out cold with no memory of the unfaithful event!? And no there was never any alcohol involved. ? My subconscious no longer could stand to look at him. I could no longer fake wanting him. And when I fell for the Ex Factor in July 2010, I finally realized that there was a deeper love for me. And even with the hell I’ve been through with the Ex Factor…I still believe that he doesn’t purposely want to hurt me…he is just not ready. ? Julio, on the other hand, is very purposeful with his words and deeds. He means every hurtful comment he has ever thrown my way! Hence why my family and friends cannot stand him! In January 2016, Julio expected me to give him another chance after it had been SIX years…almost to the date…that I told him I was no longer attracted to him! Both Papa Michaels and the Ex Factor said they would NEVER contact a woman again if she said she was no longer attracted to them! Julio clearly fell and bumped his damn head! Or he just don’t got no fucking pride! ? 15 year old me and 35 year old me are attracted to different types of men! And thank goodness! I’m not about any type of abuse…especially verbal and mental abuse because it’s so easy to ignore/miss and yet so damaging! So Julio you are not missed and definitely not wanted by me for the last SEVEN years! I would take this as a final NO if I were you! Now I’m not trying to put the man down the way he has done me the entire time I’ve known him but I am trying to make things crystal clear so we just stop having these unpleasant run ins every couple of years. Not in love with you! Don’t want you! No longer attracted to you! Ouch! But he probably still don’t hear me though! ? Wait….how the fuck is that possible?! I’ve spelt it out for him 1000 times with no mix messages! I’m ghost whenever he comes to visit his Jersey family and I haven’t laid eyes on him in almost 7 years…despite his requests! I have also wished him well on every new relationship he’s been in! You know his ass calls me up whenever he moves in with a chick or gets engaged!??Miss me with all of that Julio! I think you know deep down inside I don’t want you and apparently…no other woman that you have committed to…wants you either! Ouch! Well after ripping off Julio’s balls and serving it to him…let me say something positive. ? I’m sure once he grows up and tries uplifting a woman…he will make a good husband for HER! Just…not…the…fuck..ME!✌?️ Now back to the main theme of this blog! The exes will be everywhere like cockroaches on the kitchen floor when you turn the lights on one night…scattered…plentiful…and running all over the damn place! Get your RAID spray out because the holidays plus cuffing season sometimes bring out a special resistant cockroach! If RAID don’t work…just step on this one!!! Crush him and send his pieces back to the last chick he passed you up for! Now that’s a Thanksgiving feast! Lol. Seriously, I know the holidays are an emotional time but guys (and the girls who run this same game) do you think catching an ex when they are vulnerable is going to bring you great results if y’all do rekindle?! How about showing her you worked on yourself? Like letting her know that you have known for a while she was the one for you but you needed time to get your shit together. And you will be patient as she decides if she wants you back. If she doesn’t…respect her decision and move on! If she still does want you back…time to walk the walk! Then back that all up in words and deeds for the rest of both of your lives!!! Now that’s some real talk!?? Don’t just be trying to spread your penis with a bow tied around it everywhere you go thinking it’s going to be a present to every woman you see!? Yuck! For most of us sane chicks…single is a better way to go than to lay with dogs and get flees during the holiday season! Miss me with all of that!?? ~KJM on Hump Day…saying…guess who doesn’t want dick in a box as a Christmas present this year!???✌?️
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