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The Trout Must Be Thrown Back Into The Sea: A Glimpse Of What Some Single Men Think About The Single Women’s Market

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Now before I get into the quality of the “trout” I want to be completely honest with you. This is one topic I am bias in (I just think most women are amazing and these men are tripping) but because I have some pretty nice male friends and associates…I am willing to explore my bias. I always think that EVERYTHING (including dating) is easier for men! I mean come on! There is always some woman ready to sacrifice her soul for a man! ??‍♀️ Men are typically the first to move on from a break up and have a new chick on arm.?? So when I hear single professional “seemingly sane” men complaining that they are having a hard time meeting great women I just roll my eyes. ? I generally think they are probably selfish narcissists who have put many women through hell in their present AND past lives! ???✌? But I digress. Because I do have many amazing male friends, like my BFF, Zack, who is happily married…I’m willing to cross over into the jungle of single men and try to see some things from their point of view. The few conversations I was able to have in detail last week were intense! Yo! I forgot men have feelings! Shout out to my numb boo! Love you Ex Factor! ?? There are some dudes who are eager to care about some woman out there! ? Here are some of complaints that I continuously heard from single men: (1) too many women live their lives like they are reality stars, (2) women do not want to work ? (3) unfaithful women (I’m well aware that more women cheat than society thinks), (4) dishonest women, (5) financially irresponsible women (no smart man wants a woman who can only blow his money and not build on it), (6) women only want men that make a certain amount of money, and (7) women really do not want what they say they want (mainly chasing the wrong kind of dudes). Okay, I am willing to admit that the men have some points here but I just don’t know…maybe because I am a woman I think that the women they are describing are rare and that these men may be only going after the same types of women. Here is my top 5 recommendations to single successful responsible men ready to commit to a good woman: 5. YOU ALWAYS FALL FOR THE SAME TYPE: my men have some similarities but in general besides their birth sign (damn Sagittarius??) they are quite different. Meaning each of the relationships failed for unique reasons. Guys, if you always seem to meet a hot gold digger….perhaps that is who you truly want? I’m not gonna lie…I love my men hot (though not prettier than me ? cause then they would be straight trouble lol), tall, athletic, black or brown, and educated! Over the years though, I have definitely dated outside of some of my preferences minus the black or brown thing. That seems to be one of my dealbreakers. LOVE MY BROTHERS! ? I have dated leprechauns, unattractive men, non Sagittarius men (which turns out to be an even bigger mistake lol), and guys without a formal education. Shout out to my good with their hands guys (pun intended)! ? But I digress. Guys, are you going after the same type? If so…switch it up. 4. THE PLACES YOU MEET WOMEN! If you are always meeting your women in a bar or club you may want to go elsewhere. ?? Nothing wrong with these places as I know many couples who got married after meeting in such a setting but if you are looking for a religious woman…and that is a dealbreaker for you…the club isn’t going to be the place to find her unless you like looking for a needle in a haystack! ?? While there is no perfect place to meet someone that will guarantee forever bliss…it’s good to keep your eyes open everywhere. Don’t overlook the sexy librarian! Lol. That brings me to… 3. PAY ATTENTION! Single men, there are probably so many women trying to get your attention but because they may not be your “type” you are missing out or you are all the way slipping by not paying attention to their cues. Now I’m a direct woman. I do not flirt…ever!!! When I want a man…I flat out say it. Eight years ago, I slide into the Ex Factor’s DM and told him…I WANT YOU! ?? No mix signals there. Some women are hunters but most aren’t! 98% of women won’t be this direct because they think it’s chasing a man! But it’s not. I give the GREEN light that I am interested and it’s up to the man to close the deal. And that’s just what the Ex Factor did! My pussy is NEVER included in the hunt. No judgement here. Just the way I roll. Fellas, most women will flirt (if interested) and the flirting may not be in a sexual manner. She may be your neighbor who is constantly asking you to fix stuff even though your Landlord is responsible for that stuff! When in doubt….just ask her! Pay attention and the universe may just bless you with a good woman! 2. SINGLE MOMS! Lately, there has been a lot of discussions on social media about how single dads feel they are entitled to swim in the young single woman with no children pool but single moms are highly discriminated against and are considered damaged! ???? A man with children is a dealbreaker for me! ✌? Everyone is entitled to their personal preferences. However, some of the good women that you guys seem to be missing may be single moms pond! If you are a good single man with a big heart that wants a family someday…please do not ignore the single moms pool! These types of women most likely know how to commit and raise a child. Single moms are typically serious about dating. They have no time for senseless and pointless bed hopping for they have children to raise! ?? I know this is not the ideal situation and that it may not be your preference but you can tell a lot about a woman by how she raises her child! I would say the same about single dads but most women ignore the fact of whether the single dad is a good dad to a child he has with another woman. For example, Ciara and Future! Everything she needed to know about Future was written in his past with his numerous baby mamas! And everything her current husband, Russell, saw in Ciara was probably written in the present of how she raised her child! They are now a happily married blended family! Of course there are exceptions to the rule but parenting can tell a lot about a person. 1. ARE YOU REALLY READY FOR A GOOD WOMAN? I am the queen of asking for stuff I am not truly ready for just because they are not currently being offered to me! ??‍♀️ So no judgement on this one. Just more of a mental exercise. Do you really want a good woman or are you still chasing the bag girls? Is physical attraction the number one trait that you look for in a woman? Does she need to be runway model size? Let’s get even deeper. Are you healed from your past hurts…childhood and romantic relationships? If not, are you working on your stuff? In counseling? Are you hell bent on making all women pay for one woman’s mistakes? I have to ask these questions because society is highly critical of women and not men! A man can walk around with a huge pot belly and five kids and still think he is entitled to every single non child having successful beautiful woman! ???‍♀️? Society does not allow women to be this delusional! Women, for the most part, are very careful and strategic about where we “shoot our shot!” ?? Men, however, are taught to aim their sperm anywhere towards any woman. They are always encouraged to “shoot their shot” even if they are not mentally, financially, physically or emotionally ready. ?????‍♀️ It is still a man’s world (don’t know why ??‍♀️) but that shit still ain’t nothing without a woman! ?? That is…if you are a straight man but I digress. Lol. BONUS: if none of these things apply to you…maybe it is just not your time yet. Society tells that to women all the time! Ugh…it’s frustrating for sure. Just keep being the great guy you are and stay open to unexpected blessings! ? ~KJM on Temptation Tuesday. We all need to be in fucking therapy! Lol.

What Your Doggy Style Says About Your Communication With Your Partner

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Happy Hump Day Everyone! Spring has been very delayed…thus my winter blues have continued. I have not felt like blogging much this week. However, when I am present…I’m all the way in. ?? Today I want to discuss a topic that I find highly interesting: The Doggy Style position! It use to be my second favorite position with the Ex Factor but as the years went on…I sometimes found myself dreading it! ? I have always known that sex is a form of communication but only recently did I realize that the type of Doggy Style position we experience with our partners reveals so much about our daily lives! Here are my top 5 Doggy Style position communication tips: 5. THE RAM IT IN (WITH NO LUBE)! Fuck. Doggy Style can put you and your partner in a very erotic zone but timing is everything! If that pussy ain’t wet…I mean extremely wet…then Doggy Style is gonna rip her pussy apart! It is not a foreplay position! ✌? It is a “you warmed up the cold car and that car (her vagina) is now ready for a long distance drive by a very well trained driver!” Ramming your dick into dry pussy should never be a thing! From the back…that shit can land a chick in the hospital! Be gentle and watch your timing! COMMUNICATION TRANSLATION: if your boo is ramming it in and hurting your ass…he’s most likely selfish and you guys are probably not on the same page in life. ABORT MISSION! ✌?✌?✌?I would say stop sexing him but if you still want to…serve him up some of that same old tired missionary position. He earned it! ???? 4. THE OOCH OOCH OUCH! Yikes. This one irritates my soul. He sticks it in…it slides out. He tells you that you need to arch your back more…never thinking that this is all happening because of his extra tiny penis or his lack of maneuvering skills! ??‍♀️ Your partner is placing the blame on you and this Doggy Style is just lost in translation! ? Each stroke either hurts you or barely feels like penetration. COMMUNICATION TRANSLATION: you guys are either drunk, don’t know each other well, or are unsure of where this relationship is going. He is sticking it in when your vagina is forcing him out. You guys cannot get one stroke in unison. ??‍♀️ This is one of those teaching moments…that is if you guys are patient and willing to learn it each other’s bodies. Inhale and exhale together. The mission is to get to the mountain top together. But first you must acknowledge the disconnect. Reconnect slowly and build up the trust that is needed to execute the Doggy Style position effortlessly. ?? 3. THE DEAD UPON ARRIVAL! ??‍♀️??‍♀️??‍♀️ Ugh. Fuck. Some men love the Doggy Style position so much that they cum at first thrust! ?? Sir, why would you want to do a position that only satisfies you? Selfish prick! COMMUNICATION TRANSLATION: He is either very selfish, has some medical issue (does he cum quickly in general?), or all of the above. ABORT MISSION!✌?✌?✌? Only he is going to get his in that 30 seconds of thrusting. Now he may just be in love with your pussy from that angle but since he knew it wasn’t going to be fun for you…nor satisfying…it’s safe to say he was only focused on his orgasm! ✌?2. THE BACK THAT ASS UP! Now we are getting somewhere! Stroke for stroke…rhythm for rhythm you and boo are getting it in! Shit…yall have even managed to occasionally reach the mountain together! You in a real Juvenile (the rapper) video! ? COMMUNICATION TRANSLATION: you and your partner have reconnected! Whether you were in the process of getting to know each other or your out of the bedroom communication was at an all time low….working through the disconnect actually made you guys closer! Orgasms for everyone! No more ooch ooch ouch!✌? There’s a new rhythm method in place and your Doggy Style is under new management much like your out of the bedroom communication! 1. THE FACE DOWN…ASS UP! Yasss?? Child when y’all get to this style…you not only love the Doggy Style but you are requesting it day and night! You and your partner are so in sync that you have not only perfected the position but you have added new twists to it that brings you both extreme pleasure. He now knows (per your instructions and moans) when to thrust in deeper and when to stay at a certain level to bring you ecstasy! ?????? You two are not just in it for your own orgasms but you are also in it to please each other. COMMUNICATION TRANSLATION: your communication has greatly improved outside of the bedroom and that has translated into an orgasmic experience in the bedroom. This is a place where there is no faking orgasms nor pretending something feels good when it doesn’t! You guys have worked so hard to get to this point that you only want to share this experience with each other! I think this position is even more rewarding when there has been some rough patches in your relationship. This is the fruit of your labor! Enjoy every bite! ? ~KJM on Hump Day. The longer you are with someone is the more you may experience one or all of these “communication styles.” Last week…the Ex Factor and I made it back to “The Back That Ass Up” Doggy Style position! ?? It’s taken us years to get back here. It remains to be seen though if we will ever make it to the “Face Down…Ass Up.” That’s where the real work lies. Hump often, hump safely, and hump with care and consideration.

The Single Husband

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I have heard the phrase “single husband” tossed around a lot lately. ??? Is this really a thing? Since the dawn of time singles want to be married while some of the marrieds are dying to be single. We always feel the grass is greener on the other side. So what do we do? We all peer out of our windows staring at our neighbors brown grass that only appears green from a certain unrealistic view. That’s like when I eat two bags of chocolate and pretend there’s more nutrients in them than fat. ?? Still the old school married folks dealt with the sudden urgency of wanting to be single with either a good old fashioned divorce or staying together until a hateful death did them part. ??THIS GENERATION though…they love the “gray” areas of “it’s complicated,” “we are together but are not really together,” and apparently “THE SINGLE HUSBAND!” ? WTF?! How can a legally married man be considered single? Bruh, I got nothing for the single husbands…that is for their legally married wives to figure out! ✌? However, I can guide the single women being taken for a spin by these fools. Here are some tips for dealing with a “single husband”: 5. HE IS STILL LEGALLY MARRIED! Baby girl sometimes they won’t tell you that they are married but the good thing is a marriage license is PUBLIC RECORD! That’s right. You are a Google away or a courthouse trip away from finding out if your new man is in fact a married man! I suggest all single and dating women do this. One can hide a girlfriend but you can’t hide a wife unless a bish just ain’t looking! ?? If your new man is in fact married…drop him where you found him. No happiness can be gained when your treasure is found in another woman’s backyard! ?? 4. LEGAL SEPARATION! A legal separation, to my knowledge, is also filed in court and is public record. Some folks will disagree with me here but A LEGAL SEPARATION IS NOT A DIVORCE! ?? Those married couples could reconcile! If you meet a man in this position, tell him to holla at you when his divorce is final! If you did not hear me before…let me put it differently. No happiness can be found in another woman’s recyclables. Child, wait til she has legally thrown it all out before you jump in to claim her trash! ? Remember that KARMA is and will always be a bitch. 3. BREAKING UP A MARRIAGE IS KARMA TO THE FULLEST! I don’t know about you but I don’t want to be responsible for breaking up anyone’s marriage. If I met him when they are divorced…that’s different. However, if you are tempted to “date” a married man…remember if he was trouble for her…he will be double the trouble for you! 2. SIDE PUSSY SYNDROME! There are some women out there that never want to take the “single husband” away from his wife. They just want money and sex. To those women I say, use your Pussy mileage points some place else. ✌?Cash them in anywhere but with someone else’s husband. No amount of money nor borrowed dick can be worth the drama you are about to put yourself through! There are STDs out there! And if you aren’t scared of that there’s a little known show called “SNAPPED” and an entire channel called “ID!” Baby girl, don’t find yourself with a starring role on either! ? 1. YOU CANNOT DATE A MARRIED MAN! Well now we are getting to the “meat” of things! There is no such thing as dating a married man! That fool has a full blown wife somewhere! This means you cannot legally claim him! ?? If he drops dead tomorrow and is worth anything…his wife gets it! A mistress probably won’t even get his coupon book from Costco! ?? Child…Costco membership declined! Only his wife can reactivate that! ? Any woman who knowingly entertains a “single husband” is delusional to think he is her boyfriend. He is a married man! If you ain’t the wife…you ain’t nothing! I don’t care how many dating profiles he puts up nor how many numbers he receives….he is taken. He is taken in the eyes of God AND the law! ?? I don’t know about you but I’m not trying to mess with either! ? ~KJM spitting some knowledge on Hump Day. To all the single husbands out there, it is either you are married or single. There is really no in between. You feel me?! ✌?✌?✌?

Envy Of The Male Orgasm

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Boom! There is always this big loud almost violent climax that comes from a man reaching his desired sexual peak. In general, I love the female body because when we reach that point of ecstasy, we can climax over and over. Our bodies do not have to stop! ??? Of course, no good deed goes unpunished. While the limits of our orgasms are endless and plentiful…we are not always guaranteed one. The female body is a very complex one. Decades and decades of science still cannot figure out everything the female body is capable of doing. We will always have hidden sexual secrets that no one man will ever fully know. Each sexual partner may tap into one aspect of it but she never unleashes all her sexual pleasures to just one man…for she is not even aware of all that her mysterious beautiful body can accomplish. ? Women are forever a mystery! ?? This is why it takes serious work to please us…in any facet of life…not just sexually! ? Even with all the love I have for the female body, I cannot help but find myself jealous of the simplicity of the male orgasm! ? He is almost always guaranteed to bust a nut while millions of women haven’t ever experienced a real orgasm or have not had one in at least a decade! ? The good news here is that sex can never hold us….unless he is one of the few male sexual adventurers that have hoed around enough AND actually learned something valuable about the female body that he can at least deliver a reoccurring type of female orgasm. This is a rare breed indeed. ? Usually the center of the thought process of a male hoe is to just get his from any and everywhere. ??? But I digress. The simplicity of the male orgasm. This is where we are at. Out of all my men, the Ex Factor is the most expressive during sex. He never use to be but with time comes trust. Trust to share what he is thinking during the act. Trust to share that he is focused on pleasing me. TRUST. ? I have to admit that I get absolutely turned on as I watch all his expressions right as he is going to climax. I am in control for once and he is submitting to me. I thrive off that shit. ?? The Ex Factor has gone from being very quiet with his requests for his desires to very firmly open and expressive about what he loves about my sex. It is the most turned on I have ever been…watching him climax. Typically with my other partners, I get frustrated that they are getting theirs and I haven’t even began to get mine. Exclude Crazy from college from this category. He falls into that rare breed of male hoes sexually educated on the female body. ?? But the Ex Factor also falls into a rare category. I actually aim to please him and the more he tries to please me is the more I want to please him. We have been sleeping together for almost 8 years now and during such a long sexual escapade…every couple will have ups and downs in the bedroom but the desire to please one another should still always be there. That should never go away. So I watch him. He is gripping the bed…trying his best not to succumb to my nasty advances but then he does.? And I am mind blown of how his expressions change drastically in those moments of climax. My complex body is intrigued by the simplicity of his peak. I plant kisses all over his body and then I write (with my fingers) I love you…all over his back. I am intrigued by the almost certain guarantee of his orgasm. His orgasm. If we women were always guaranteed to climax as the men are…I wonder if we would openly hoe the way many of them do? Intrigued. Very much so. At the end of it all, if he is not convulsing at the mouth…then I have not done my job. ?? ~KJM is envious of the male orgasm while acknowledging that pussy will always run the world…no matter what the dicks claim. Happy Hump Day! Hump often and safely? Shout out to the women who can climax every time! I envy you ladies too! ?

WANTED

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Sensual touches. Daybreak. Raining. Us exploring each other. Tasting each other. Showing just how much we missed each other. Moist. Breathless kisses. Hard. His vessel only hard for me. ME. Lost in his world. The world we created together where no argument could ever permanently separate us. Nails caressing his body as if I was just meeting it for the first time. His body that is. A look of intensity. Focused on ME. Only ME. Nails dug in deeper as if to say…you aren’t going anywhere. He can’t for he is mine in this moment in time. A loving gaze that was met with the same excitement and intensity from my eyes. There just was no one else. Just him. Always just him. And I knew right then and there that he understood the depths of my feelings more than I did. Headboard close to breaking. I briefly thought of my neighbors as he moaned “fuck them.” He hardly ever cursed. That was typically me but on this very dark and dreary rainy morning….I was sure that my neighbors would in fact learn his name. Even if they could not understand what I was saying in between moans, they would certainly FEEL him. My love that is. They would feel my love enticing me and hear him calling out my name in moments of pleasure. Tasting him. Riding him. Pinning him down. I wanted him frozen…with my love. I had opened up to let him and only him in. Biting him. Whispering naughty little things as I encouraged him to explore me more. It’s a signal that only I could give…the keys to my body…for him to borrow on this very morning. I belong to me but when I choose…my love can become my gatekeeper. This is just a little game of erotica we play when we have been apart far too long. Even with all of that…his gaze of longing, intensity, love, and seduction is what made me feel WANTED by him. WANTED… ~KJM on Hump Day. I’m the type of woman that cannot feel wanted through sex but it damn sure is the cherry on the sundae when he gets everything else right. ??

The Undateables Part II

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Now you didn’t think I would leave the guys hanging did you? Cuffing season is almost over for them too! Next up…7 randomly undatable women in 2018: 7. WOMEN WHO PUT ACRYLIC NAILS ON THEIR TOES! Who the fuck wants longer toenails much less fake longer toe nails?! This shit just does not make sense! This type of woman will be cutting up your good sheets and your cheap sheets all through the summer! Just stay away! ✌?6. WOMEN WHOSE GOVERNMENT NAMES HAPPEN TO ALSO BE POPULAR STRIPPER NAMES! Lawd…the Diamonds and Candies! While these women may grow up to not be strippers…they usually spell trouble. Their parents did not think more of them when they named them after their favorite strippers! ? Like I said I don’t have this down to a science but just stay away! ✌?5. ANGELAS! Ugh. Angela’s have been causing the demise of men since the dawn of time! Do you watch the show “POWER?” This is a prime example of how much bad pussy karma Angela’s carry with them! Just stay away! ✌?4. STRIPPERS! On the women’s list from yesterday, I listed a couple of occupations the women should stay away from dating. The same goes for the men. You ever heard the phrase “you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?” Now I’m not calling strippers hoes but what I am saying is that if a woman is use to getting money to take her clothes off…it may be hard for you to get her to settle down. You can be in love with a stripper but remember…so are many other dudes. Just stay away! ✌? 3. WOMEN OBSESSED WITH THE HAIR COLOR BLONDE! Unless she’s a natural blonde…you better watch out for a woman obsessed with the hair color blonde! Blonde is the American status quo for beauty. If you are dating a woman, no matter the race, that will only dye her hair blonde…don’t expect her to be authentic. ? She’s selling you a fantasy she thinks you and the world want to see. Now there is a lot of pressure on women to keep up with all the beauty fads. Most of us try something and then move on. But if she’s stuck on blonde…she’s trouble. I don’t think “blondes have more fun” but I damn sure know they like to make it seem that way. Just stay away! ✌?2. PORN STARS! Sigh…unless you yourself are a porn star…I’m not sure how you are going to be able to keep up with a woman whose occupation is being a porn star. Now I’m not talking about a sex tape or two…I’m talking about a woman whose main source of income is having sex on camera. Many of you men will still try to shoot your shot but if I were you…I would just stay away! ✌? 1. WOMEN WITH THREE OR MORE BABY DADDIES! Before y’all try to put a foot up my ass….please understand that this rule also goes for men with three or more baby mamas! I could care less who folks sleep with but when you see a family this scattered (and lets be honest it’s more than likely that not one of those baby daddies are taking care of their kids), you have to wonder why neither the woman nor the man decided to practice safe sex. Children pay for these kind of mistakes more than the adults. Different fathers and different mothers! Ugh. There’s no unity there. This is just a huge sign of someone very irresponsible no matter how much their story reads normal or romantic. Children need parents to raise them. It’s simply not fair. So if you run up on a woman like this…just stay away ✌?unless you are ready to help her raise all her children! ✌?✌?✌? Shit, I know I’m going to catch some heat for this last one. It’s just my opinion! I do have these types of women in my family and have seen first hand how fucked up the children are. ? ~KJM still being ignorant on Temptation Tuesday. Remember there is nothing funny about a woman who does not care who continuously fathers her seeds nor a man who continuously does not care who carries his seeds!Be safe out there!

The Rotten Pussy Epidemic

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Men often rate good pussy based on its feel…and rarely by the character of the woman attached to it. ? The wetness…the tightness of the V…that is what straight men live for. With this kind of thinking, it’s no wonder there is a bad/rotten pussy epidemic raging a war in our world right now. While men are focused on the feel of that pussy…it’s robbing them blind and ruining the lives of future kings. ?? Now do I blame women for men’s limited thinking when choosing a mate? Hell no! If they are stupid enough to choose us by our looks and the feel of our vaginas instead of by the type of wives they think we would make….they deserve to get taken!?? THEY SHOULD BE SEEKING LOVE THROUGH THEIR HEARTS….NOT THEIR DICKS!?????? We women go through so much with them. If they can’t appreciate a good woman who has had their back…then they deserve the pussy vultures they run up on! KARMA! ? Now some lost souls (men) may really not know the look of bad pussy. Let me point them in the right direction. This list is not about the women men smash for a night…it’s really about who they commit to. Here are the top 5 signs that you have chosen bad pussy for a mate: 5. SHE HAS ISOLATED YOU FROM YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY! Now some men really did grow up with negative friends and family that they need to let go of to prosper! However, there is a category of men in abusive relationships (sometimes unbeknownst to them) where they are being mentally and emotionally controlled. If a woman cuts you off from your main support system that you have had for decades before meeting her…consider yourself in the company of bad pussy! ? 4. SHE IS CONSTANTLY UNFAITHFUL! I have known some weak men who not only take their women back when she continuously cheats but some finance her affairs out of fear of losing her! Say what?! ? If you find yourself paying for trips for her to visit her lover and you are not in an open relationship…you are in company of bad pussy! ? 3. SHE MISTREATS YOU! There are some good dudes out there that get treated so badly by the women they worship. They can’t even get a clean cup of water in their own house from the women they love. This abuse can go from verbal to emotional to even physical! Yes some men are victims of domestic violence too! It is rare but it does happen! If you are constantly being mistreated and disrespected by your love…my dear you are in the company of bad pussy! ? 2. SHE NEVER SUPPORTS YOU ON YOUR DREAMS! One of the oldest tricks in the game is to make someone feel unworthy of you so that you can mentally enslave them. Part of that game is making that person feel like they can’t do better than you…better than the life they have with you. This shit works! Trust me! Men, if you are with a woman that does not support you on your visions in life…you are in the company of bad pussy! ? 1. YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING SINCE YOU MET HER! True kings should always be building an empire…whether it’s on a world level or just the empire he envisions for his family. When in company of good pussy…a boy grows into a man. A prince turns into a king and he acknowledges that the woman by his side helped him build everything and had his back. ?? If you choose a mate and your stock starts to plunder…run! If she’s making more withdrawals than deposits…she is not a queen and you are in fact in the company of the most rotten pussy! ~KJM on Throwback Thursday! I am always guiding my single dating women but these men need help too. And who knows a woman better than another woman?! Lol. Women….our vaginas are PLATINUM but if that’s all we got to offer a future king then we are not fit to be queens. Both genders need to level up! Let’s build…not tear down. To the men, pussy is great (so I heard lol) but it can be toxic and deadly! ? You need more than the feel of it to help you sleep at night and awaken as the king you are born to be! If you are not reaching your greatest potential…look at the company you keep. ?? EDITOR’S NOTE: to all the rotten vaginas out there…we are still sisters in the struggle. If you find the man you are with left a good pussy for you…show no mercy…and bring his ass to his knees!?? Why you ask? Because the next time us good vaginas see him again…we need him humbly on his knees…so that we know he is now loyal! ?? Hey…I’m still all about the sisterhood! lol If a good woman decides to give a disloyal man a second chance…there must always be consequences to his actions or else…she would just bea living breathing doormat. ??

The Pussy Chronicles For Men (The Just Say No Edition)

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My Daddy and I had an interesting conversation yesterday afternoon. He was mumbling about how disappointed he was in any man who didn’t use his single years correctly by “poking everything that moves.” Daddy thinks he knows everything and trust he does know a lot but advice on relationships is not his thing! I had to remind him that this is the exact kind of thinking that got him into trouble when he was young (with my half brother’s mother). So much I could say here but I won’t repeat it because of my respect for my half brother. Anyways…my comments kind of stopped Papa Michaels in his tracks. ??? Since it’s the start of Love Week, I figured I would write something for some of these misguided young men that may share Papa Michaels’ sentiments. ? Men, sometimes (actually more often than not) should turn down some pussy. Not every pussy is going to be the fit you desire and if you slide into everything you see…you may find yourself in one or more of these scenarios: 5. AN UGLY BABY MAMA! Guys cannot be alone. Dick always got to have some kind of direction…even if it’s just blowing in the wind! Wtf? ?? Nobody ever said penis was smart. It is one of the few living breathing things where the head leads but that just happens to be the dumbest part of it.?? Hence the concept of smashing an ugly chick at night. Yo even if you had to go there (because you are desperate) why smash her raw?! Nasty! So many men behave this way and end up with a less than desirable baby mama that will haunt them for life! ? Where were your condoms?! And worst of all the child pays for this act of desperation! JUST SAY NO! If you wouldn’t smash it in daytime…don’t go there at night! Something always goes bump into the night. 4. THE CRAZY HOT GYAL! I tend to think that men make us women crazy but even I can admit that some of us don’t have our heads screwed on too tight. Men love a pretty face and a tight body. They lose their minds for it…without thinking about the mental state behind the body. ? Just because a woman is beautiful doesn’t mean your dick should find her vagina. Some things should stay lost. Some guys end up on an episode of “Snapped” because they let penis lead them astray. ? JUST SAY NO! 3. THE SHE DOES THE CREW CHICK! It wasn’t until I got old enough to watch “Maury” that I realized that folks actually went to “parties” where guys (with the woman’s consent…without consent this is called gang rape) lined up to bust in, on, and around the one woman all his homies just fucked. ??? This is just unfathomable to me. What’s even more bizarre is some guys won’t use condoms here…hence the cameo on Maury! ? Actually Maury is the best case scenario here. If just one person has a sexually transmitted disease at that “party”…you all now have it! JUST SAY NO! 2. SNIFFING AROUND THE PUSSY THAT DOESN’T WANT YOU! Sigh…some guys will never learn. Not every woman likes your penis stench. Move on to one that likes you instead of harassing the one that can’t stand you. It’s wasted time for both parties so do yourselves a favor and…JUST SAY NO! 1. THE PUSSY THAT COSTS YOU YOUR RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE! Guys go after any pussy just because it hasn’t been conquered by them. Sometimes they risk the good relationships they have at home for a taste of something that no one else sees as special! ? Why? Ugh. Keep it in your pants and JUST SAY NO! ?? BONUS: THE PUSSY THAT BROUGHT AN EMPIRE DOWN! Throughout history, pussy has cost men anything from money to power…to their own fucking lives! ? Penis can never run the world like pussy does. If you don’t believe me…flip through your history books. A love or lust for a woman can bring empires down! ?? While most men do not have empires…they should treat their everyday lives as such. Bad pussy can take a somewhat intelligent man and make him look like a lost boy who does not know his ass from his hole! ? This is exactly why a man must not aim to sleep with every woman he sees! Only one will have the ability to turn a boy into a King. Wait for that one! ? ~KJM on Charm School Monday! More to come this Love week! ?

Community Penis (The 5 Commandments Edition)

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Happy Temptation Tuesday! Time to get brutally honest and ignorant. My friend, Lioness, has a couple of exes that she consistently turns down for sex under the notion that they are Community Penis! What is COMMUNITY PENIS? Oh you know it when you see it…hell some women married it! ✌? Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. He is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled! ?? Say no to Community Penis! It is so dangerous for so many reasons but if you want that vagina to stay fresh and tight…Community Penis is not the way to go. Isn’t it ironic that society is so focused on the virtue of women yet there is a growing population of us women who don’t want to bed male hoes?! ??? The men I have stayed with the longest, Julio and the Ex Factor, are not Community Penis. I took Julio’s virginity (as he took mine) when I was 18 and he was 19… and I started dating the Ex Factor when he was 20 and I was 29. I don’t like my men around the block more than me or at least not too many more bodies than me. Kingston likes to feel like that dick belongs to her and that is damn near impossible with Community Penis even if it has repented for its sins and is now reformed! ?? SAY NO TO COMMUNITY PENIS! ?????? While neither Lioness nor I came up with the phrase Community Penis, I feel like it is my duty to guide you away from it! Here are the top 5 Commandments I have learned about Community Penis: 5. THOU SHALL NEVER ALLOW COMMUNITY PENIS TO CALL YOU UP AND REQUEST PUSSY! Community Penis is just that…there for community use. It should always be telling you what it can do for you…not what you can do for it! ?? While I always recommend staying away from Community Penis, sometimes we women are bored or going through a small drought. Community Penis is there to get us back in the game. Pack your condoms and your birth control pills and proceed with caution! ? Remember that Community Penis is there for everyone so don’t play with it for too long and always send it on its way! ✌? 4. THOU SHALL NOT SAVE TIGHT GOOD PUSSY FOR COMMUNITY PENIS! Never save yourself for Community Penis! Better yet…never fall in love with Community Penis. He belongs to all women so he can never just be yours. Accept him as he is and send him on his way. Save yourselves for men worthy of you because they have also been saving the most sacred parts of themselves for you. Community Penis is only loyal to itself! Please remember that. 3. THOU SHALL NEVER FIGHT ANOTHER WOMAN OVER COMMUNITY PENIS! We women should not be fighting over a man for any reason but please do not disrespect yourselves extra by fighting over Community Penis! ??? Girl, he hoeing everywhere with everyone. He belongs to none of us and all of us at the same damn time! “Ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none!”? Use him and them diss him…then know your sista in the struggle will do the same thing next! Free yourselves from ever getting angry about Community Penis. He isn’t worth it! He “gets around!” ? 2. THOU SHALL REMEMBER THAT NOT ALL COMMUNITY PENIS CAN FUCK WELL! My first (and I think only) Community Penis was Crazy in college. He definitely slept with more than half of Penn State’s female population. Big girls, small girls, black girls, white girls, Asian girls…you name it…he did them. The thing with Crazy though was that he was a master of sex. As the only man to consistently give me multiple orgasms…I could understand why every woman wanted to fuck him! He was just that good! ?? But there are a lot of Community Penis that are bad at sex. These low lifes just like to fuck but never learned how to please a woman! ?? Yikes! They are the lowest of the Community Penises! No one likes a man who can’t please a woman! Why share this one? He’s like an over ripe banana about to turn rotten! ✌? Definitely pass on this low grade version of Community Penis! ✌?✌?✌? If you gonna briefly kick it with Community Penis…you should at least be climaxing out your fucking ear! ? 1. THOU SHALL NOT TRY TO TURN A HOE INTO A HUSBAND! Sigh…this one is going to hurt some folks’ feelings. No one should marry nor settle down with Community Penis! He’s for the entire community to enjoy! ?Making him your baby daddy and/or your husband makes you look like a clown. I promise you…you will never be able to reform him nor tame him. Let this wild dog go! His only redemption is if he truly wants to change but then you would have to forgive all the bodies he collected on you…? And some of us are just too petty for that. Better off marrying a man with virtue and one that understands how important loyalty, trust, monogamy, and commitment are. ?? ~KJM on Temptation Tuesday! Lioness, thanks for bringing this phrase to my attention! My readers will never be the same! Lol. Any personal experiences with Community Penises? Feel free to share! There appears to be a sighting a day! ?

The Placeholder

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It is a difficult thing to admit…being someone’s romantic placeholder. One time or another most of us have been one…whether we knew it or not. We were holding a space for a lost love or a love that has yet to be discovered. A placeholder. It is also a difficult thing to admit that he started off as my placeholder in summer 2010. With both Julio (whom I was no longer attracted to) and Phoenix (whom I am still dangerously attracted to) on my heels and lots of career stress, I felt like I did not want to make a choice. Plus there was Carlos, a guy I met in NC and dated for a few months (end of 2008 into 2009) before he had to go to Afghanistan and Iraq for work. Carlos was who I thought was going to be my second love. Handsome, sexy, built, tatted, and great with his hands…Carlos was that dude. Unfortunately, I did not appreciate him until he was overseas. He was to be gone for two years. By then I would be back up North. I had no plans of waiting for him…for I wasn’t in love but I circled his name to remind myself to swing back around when he permanently got back to the states! ? While not waiting alone, I found myself in drama with Crazy, Julio resurfaced (once again heartbroken from some chick who was his “one” ?) and then in early 2010 I looked up Phoenix on Facebook. Intellectually brilliant plus sexy as hell…we fell back into our talking everyday routine. Phoenix held me down through the beginning of my professional struggles but it would be the boy I friend requested in December 2009, the Ex Factor, who would ride out every ugly professional wave with me. At the time, the Ex Factor was just some kid that I thought was cute but way too young for me. I only became aware of him because our sisters had been friends for years….during the time I was living down south. We weren’t suppose to meet. We weren’t suppose to know each other. Almost 8 years later, I’m not sure why we still know each other. At 20 years old, he was the underdog. I had completely cut Crazy off for lying to me about his live in girlfriend (roommate my ass) and after hooking up with broken-hearted Julio a couple of times, I was blacking out during sex. No memory of him being inside of me. It was some weird emotional sign that I was no longer physically nor emotionally attracted to Julio. To this day, he does not believe this and still thinks I want him but let the record show he hasn’t seen the P in my pussy since January 2010 and has not seen me in person since May 2010, shortly after I slept with Phoenix for the first time in years! ??? Even when shit got hard with the Ex Factor, I would turn to Phoenix but I never took Crazy nor Julio back….not even as my friends. Julio and I would keep in touch like distant cousins until he insisted on thinking I wanted him then he got on my long term blocked list and shall stay there! I know that all sounds like useless information but I had to give you some of the history to understand how the Ex Factor started off as my placeholder and after I fell in love…how I became his. I underestimated him. In June 2010, the Ex Factor was just a baby…a barely legal baby…but a baby. I thought if I just kicked it with him for the summer then I didn’t have to make any serious decisions about my personal life. This much was true and is still true. ? He would plan all day dates while I stressed over my job hunt. The Ex Factor would even go as far as look up jobs for me and email them to me. He held me down in a way none of the others could. It is important to note that Julio did not even try which is another reason I will never take his ass back! ✌? I struggled and would not have even eaten that summer if I had not been dating the Ex Factor. Financially and in my family life, so much bad was happening and my then placeholder changed position and became my love…my fucking rock. I did not even know I could fall in love since Julio was the only other guy I ever had true feelings for. I always thought I was love proof but the Ex Factor became my only exception and still is. Over the years, I asked for many breaks…sometimes it’s because I felt he wasn’t treating me right, other times it was because I met another guy who swore up and down he would treat me better than the Ex Factor, and then there were times (like recently) where I needed a break because I’m sick of arguing with my selfish and stubborn love. I think in his mind, he’s either waiting for someone better or he thinks I am waiting for someone better or it is a combination of both. Now it appears we are each other’s placeholders. I think he’s mourning a childhood love and I’m awaiting a strong adult love I have yet to discover. Pretty fucked up…I know. And so we go in circles and we fight and fight and fight. It’s exhausting. Folks ask why I stay but I don’t think I would consider myself to have stayed with him the entire 8 years. I am in and I am out…always calling the breaks. Maybe we are just comfortable but usually being comfortable means that everything is easy going. There ain’t shit easy going about us. There are years when he just turns my motherfucking stomach and I am sure he feels the same about me. Our sex life goes up and down (which I think is typical for sleeping with each other for almost a decade)…yet I still like him more than I like anyone new I meet. There are days I don’t even want him to lay next to me and I don’t think I have allowed him to hold me in months. He attacks my self esteem and I clip his balls! Boy we are a fucking piece of work! ? The thing that sets him apart from any other guy is I actually have feelings for him. It’s so hard for me to truly care about a guy. They could be hotter or have more money but are they going to be able to be patient when I put them on the firing squad? Are they going to always respond to me when I’m cussing them out? Are they going to accept that I am a solo traveler at heart and in deed? Will they get mad that my girls’ nights mean more to me than laying up with them? Will they be upset that I’m still my first priority? Maybe we placeholders are just comfortable…a different type of comfortable until something makes us uncomfortable. Still I’m down here in hell with the only person I would ask to join me in hell…or anywhere for that matter. ~KJM on Temptation Tuesday. What a fucking mess! Don’t be us. Lol.

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