Dear Mister Situationship aka Mister Waste My Time, I have been a little distracted lately writing to BOAZ but don’t think I don’t know what’s up. You are like a dose of crabs or a reoccurring herpes break out…I always have this tingling sensation that you are never too far away! ? Most women would think you never leave because you care. Yea…not me…at least not anymore. ✌? You just like crawling in a hole and doing no work to maintain it. Matter of fact…every time I move on…you have PERFECT timing and appear on the scene like the coroner does when he’s coming to collect a dead body. ? Yea that is you…Mister fucking waste of time. I have no one to blame but myself for the mess I’ve gotten myself into…making you a priority when you were just making me an option. I don’t know how I’ve known you for so long and resisted the temptation to slap the taste out your fucking mouth! PATIENCE! I must have learned it along the way. Patience to stop eating up bull shit and see you for what you really are…a fucking parasite. The stealer of happiness! Yes…that is you! ? I am guessing that by now you figured out that I am not writing you sweet nothings like I do BOAZ. Nope…what you get are angry words to finesse your ass into performing a disappearing act. Wondering why I am writing? Well here you go fucker…one of my LAST SINGLE friends just got engaged! And I am super happy for her! She’s been through a lot and deserves the world. You see…she use to know another Mister Waste My Time and through all the mess…she found her happiness! Sometimes we think the time we spent lost or confused is wasted time…instead of seeing it for what it is…PREPARATION! We are often in the trenches because we are about to be planted on higher ground! There’s actually a biblical passage that says as much though I cannot remember it now. Trust me on it though. Anyways…back to why I’m letting your car windows chill! ??? My friend’s story of heartbreak and triumph…reminded me that even these last 7 years of ups and downs are preparing me for something big. I am not going through all of this for shits and giggles…there is a point. It occurred to me that I’ve spent months writing BOAZ but never fully addressed you…my past. I have no clue what you get out of wasting my time…cause KARMA is a bitch…but I allowed you to…so I can’t cry the tears of a true victim. I’m heading to higher ground…blossoming into a butterfly…and even though it’s taking me a long time to get you out of my system…I will. When the last lesson is learned and there is nothing left…I will be planted to higher ground. Living a life full of commitment and purpose. No more confusion. No more bipolarism. Just words that are bonds…followed by ACTION! Yasss?? ACTIONS! You know…the ones that speak louder than words! Yasss! So I’m gonna leave your car windows in tact because the next bitch is gonna need her strength for when she busts each one out! KARMA?? ~KJM…on Hump Day…writing this for myself and all the women similarly situated! 2017 is the end of the situationship! Trust that! The Universe is working for the greater good! ??
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