In the past, I have made sensible lists of guys to stay away from (like cheaters, abusers, mama’s boys etc.) but this isn’t one of those lists. Lol. Today’s list is straight ignorant! I don’t have it down to a science but there’s truth in it for me and many other women. Here are the 7 most randomly undatable guys in 2018: 7. GUYS WITH HAZEL EYES! Now I really don’t have this one down to a science but I just don’t date guys with hazel eyes. Something about looking into those eyes makes me feel like he would be hard to leave…even if he’s doing me dirty. ? You remember the myth about what the singing sirens do to pirates? Mesmerize them, hypnotize them, and then kill them? That’s how I picture guys with hazel eyes. ??? Just stay away! ✌? 6. GUYS WHO KNOW HOW TO SING! Come on now…who isn’t going to take Barry White or Luther Vandross (God rest their souls) singing type brothers back when they are dead wrong! Their voices alone can charm a nun out of her panties! Just stay away! ✌?Trust me…you will thank me later! 5. DENTISTS! Dentists tend to be the most violent out of all the professionals. Think…of…the movie “The Hand That Rocks The Cradle!” That fool was a dentist’s wife and it was no wonder she was bat shit crazy when he committed suicide after being investigated for raping several of his patients! ? Just stay away! Something in that laughing gas just ain’t funny! 4. SCOTTS! Now how many Scott’s do the police have to arrest for killing their wives and/or being a serial killer…before we realize Scott is just not going to be a datable guy?!!! ? Scott’s are out their tearing up the streets and taking folks with them! Just stay away! ✌? 3. MARINES! Ugh. This one pains my heart but let’s keep it all the way real. While any person in any branch of the military can have PTSD, snap, and kill folks…marines tend to do it often and kill close to home…like their wives! ?? There was one year where I swear every time I read about a military wife being killed…it was by her marine husband! ? Being in the military is a difficult job. I highly respect them but it’s time we address the issue that marines tend to be more skillfully and violently trained. Just stay away…if you can. ✌?2. GUYS WHERE THEIR FIRST NAMES AND LAST NAMES ARE BOTH FIRST NAMES! Ugh this one I really don’t have down to a science but if you think about your dating past…you will see that there’s some truth to this! ?? Like why does he have two first names? What’s he hiding? Why did his parents get his naming so wrong. I’ve dated two men in this category…Jason from college and the damn Ex Factor! ? And you see how difficult it was to leave Jason. Not to mention I may never fully be over the Ex Factor! ?? Just stay away! Oh and don’t let the S after their last name fool you. If it’s a last name looking like a first name with a S added like…let’s say Michaels…this fool still falls in this category! ?? 1. MICHAELS! ??? Now this name, whether it’s been a first name or a last name, has been an unlucky name for most of the women in my family! ?? When I meet a dude and he tells me his name is Michael…I don’t even give him my area code! ✌? Michael’s have lead to destruction in my family! I won’t even risk it. This name is right up there with the name Lucifer if you ask me! Lol. Sorry Daddy! ? Just stay away! ~KJM on Charm School Monday! Because cuffing season is almost over, I feel it’s my duty to warn you of any foreseeable and unforeseeable dangers in the dating world! Have fun out there but more importantly…be safe! ?
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