On this past Charm School Monday, I covered some of the ways men lie about sex. Now you know I had to come back and let you know that women also lie about sex. Whether we are having sex or not, sex continues to be such a complicated topic. Women either shy away from it or dish it. So much is learned when a bunch of women get together and discuss their sex lives. Now if I had a husband, I probably would not be so candid about the issues in my sex life but since I’m single and dating…all is fair in love and climaxes…or lack there of! ?Lets get into the top 7 ways we women sometimes lie about sex! 7. WHEN THE PENIS IS TINY BUT WE LOVE HIM! The first time we have sex with a guy is a big deal. All our girlfriends are just sitting by their phones waiting for the tea!!! Well maybe not exactly sitting by the phone but our blue tooth can surely pick up new sex vibes! ? When that first time happens, we women want all the details. Unfortunately, no one wants to be the bearer of bad news. If we care for a dude, we may skirt around the penis size question. Like Shequita you ain’t say nothing about Brad’s dick size! You just keep repeating he’s a passionate lover! We are on to you! Lol. The bigger the penis, the wider our eyes get when the tea is being spilled! Lioness calls most of her men pencil size! So what does that tell you? If we doesn’t care for you or love you…we aren’t holding back! Chick said PENCIL SIZE! I can’t make this shit up if I tried! ? Bet not sharpen that penis or it may disappear! Lmfao 6. WE MOAN LIKE IT ALL FEELS GOOD! The Ex Factor loves that I’m a rider (on top expert). I take control easily but to be honest with how large he is…even when he’s being lazy…most of the time it feels like a torpedo has been launched from my lower back through my spine and then to my throat and that’s just with him being inserted in my vagina! I moan like it feels good all the time but it doesn’t always feel great. Sometimes I’m in pain. But I can take it. So I moan for his enjoyment while my vagina is getting ready to fall out and roll out on I95S and under that same MAC truck my biological clock is chilling under! ???? I’m still sore from our last time but I made sure he wasn’t aware of it. We women do that if we really care about you! Here’s an important Editor’s note to the men: very few women actually enjoy cum shots to their face. I don’t give a fuck how healthy they say that shit is for our skin…it’s a task and a half to be into such things (for most women). And y’all now I got a white sauce phobia! ?? 5. WE FAKE ORGASMS! Now most men should know this but since the male ego is in such denial at times, most men MISTAKENLY think they hitting the female G spot all the time. Only heavy hitter I ever knew was Crazy! ?? That dude bagged many hoes but wasn’t just hoeing to hoe. He focused on being an expert on the female vaginal orgasm! Sometimes I wonder what happened to him?! Then my vagina remembers that he wasn’t shit except for the multiples (orgasms) he gave me! My legs still shaking just thinking about it! ??But I digress… We women are out there faking orgasms at a higher rate than most men think. Sometimes it’s because we don’t want to hurt your feelings and other times it’s because we just want the sex to be over! ? If you must know, I have only faked an orgasm once in my life and it was in college with my college sweetheart. Because I was out of practice, he was on to me. Found him standing over me as I slept that night. Just staring. It was almost like he was saying…cum on bish…we both know you just wanted to go to bed early! ?? Lesson learned. I never faked one again! ? 4. WOMEN LIE ABOUT HOW MANY SEX PARTNERS THEY HAVE HAD! Now I know my exact number of sex partners and have no issues with sharing that number with a new sex partner. However, most women dodge answering this question or out right lie to lower the number. But we out there just like you dudes are! And to be honest…most women are sorry we slept with certain men (will come back to this) and would love to erase some dudes from our roster! Not to mention as long as I can pass an STD screening for everything under the sun and am loyal to the man I’m with….why does it matter?! 3. WOMEN LIE ABOUT WHO THEY HAVE SEX WITH! When men are young or insecure…they tend to lie on pussy by claiming they slept with every bad bitch in town! Some dudes have even lied about sleeping with me when they never even saw the P in my puss! ✌? Sir…stop the madness! Don’t know ya like that and sure the fuck don’t want to! ✌?✌?✌?? To my women, let me help y’all out in case you don’t already know…. UGLY MEN TEND TO GIVE THE BEST HEAD! The first dude to eat me out AND Mister Toss Salad were ugly as fuck but boy did they give great head. Now these are not the type of dudes you want to admit to fucking. If ever a photo surfaced with me and either of those guys…I would have to say it was my twin chilling with them. ✌?? Now they tend to have good jobs and money to spend but the real treat from an ugly man is that head he gives your pretty ass…making it difficult for you to leave him! ? A las…the sun comes up and we all see the light and who we are laying with and want to run! Lol. I don’t feel bad about saying this because both my ugly men were rebound dudes who were ugly on the inside!!!! ? Not to mention, when I felt both their enny weeny tangerineys…I never dare looked into the light at it! ??? 2. WOMEN LIE ABOUT NOT HAVING SEX! Now this particular lie may have nothing to do with the looks of our sex partner. Sometimes we just want to hold onto the VIRGIN VEIL for a little longer! ? Truth be told, after we lose our virginities, there are very few chances for us to use the word virgin again…so sometimes it may be necessary to extend the use of the word! Lol. ? Nowadays real virgins are hard to find after the age of 14! Sad…but some truth to it. Men get ready for the “this is my first time” speech while we’ve been riding the donkey on other men for a minute! ?? 1. WOMEN LIE ABOUT HOW MUCH WE CHEAT! Sigh…most women claim they have never cheated but I’m telling you a good amount of women have cheated in their dating history (if not…in their marriages …yikes)! ? The thing I will say in our defense (if there is ever such a thing) is generally we women are cheating either because we are THOTS or we accidentally cheat out of neglect from the men we love. I tend to think the latter is the most popular reason…maybe because neglect was my number one reason for emotional cheating that sometimes lead to physical cheating! I keep telling the Ex Factor that the only reason I haven’t dipped on him is because rare untreatable STDs are on the rise! ??Lmfao. The reason why the amount of lying women do about cheating is number one on my list of lies we tell about sex…is because the male ego allows this lie to flourish. ? Most men won’t admit they have been cheated on unless it was publicly put in their face. No dude wants to admit that another man was laying the pipe for his woman better than he can! ?? But cum on guys…if we women can climax back to back without our bodies needing a break…that must tell you that we were built as weapons of mass destruction! ?? Women are also less likely to get caught because we are so calculated, the vagina can satisfactorily please many men at the same damn time, and the male ego refuses to think we would ever step out on them! ? Think again…back to fucking the entire local football team and having fresh made brownies (from scratch) ready by the time the kids get home from school! ?? That’s how dangerous the female body and mind is! Better get some act right…before your woman is out there living that life! ~KJM on Hump Day! I don’t have these things down to a science but I am a woman who has her ear pressed out into these streets and streets are always talking! Women lie…men lie…but watch out (men) because if we wanted to…we could out do you in bad…without you guys ever knowing! ???? That is…until “Maury” says…YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! ??
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