My Daddy and I had an interesting conversation yesterday afternoon. He was mumbling about how disappointed he was in any man who didn’t use his single years correctly by “poking everything that moves.” Daddy thinks he knows everything and trust he does know a lot but advice on relationships is not his thing! I had to remind him that this is the exact kind of thinking that got him into trouble when he was young (with my half brother’s mother). So much I could say here but I won’t repeat it because of my respect for my half brother. Anyways…my comments kind of stopped Papa Michaels in his tracks. ??? Since it’s the start of Love Week, I figured I would write something for some of these misguided young men that may share Papa Michaels’ sentiments. ? Men, sometimes (actually more often than not) should turn down some pussy. Not every pussy is going to be the fit you desire and if you slide into everything you see…you may find yourself in one or more of these scenarios: 5. AN UGLY BABY MAMA! Guys cannot be alone. Dick always got to have some kind of direction…even if it’s just blowing in the wind! Wtf? ?? Nobody ever said penis was smart. It is one of the few living breathing things where the head leads but that just happens to be the dumbest part of it.?? Hence the concept of smashing an ugly chick at night. Yo even if you had to go there (because you are desperate) why smash her raw?! Nasty! So many men behave this way and end up with a less than desirable baby mama that will haunt them for life! ? Where were your condoms?! And worst of all the child pays for this act of desperation! JUST SAY NO! If you wouldn’t smash it in daytime…don’t go there at night! Something always goes bump into the night. 4. THE CRAZY HOT GYAL! I tend to think that men make us women crazy but even I can admit that some of us don’t have our heads screwed on too tight. Men love a pretty face and a tight body. They lose their minds for it…without thinking about the mental state behind the body. ? Just because a woman is beautiful doesn’t mean your dick should find her vagina. Some things should stay lost. Some guys end up on an episode of “Snapped” because they let penis lead them astray. ? JUST SAY NO! 3. THE SHE DOES THE CREW CHICK! It wasn’t until I got old enough to watch “Maury” that I realized that folks actually went to “parties” where guys (with the woman’s consent…without consent this is called gang rape) lined up to bust in, on, and around the one woman all his homies just fucked. ??? This is just unfathomable to me. What’s even more bizarre is some guys won’t use condoms here…hence the cameo on Maury! ? Actually Maury is the best case scenario here. If just one person has a sexually transmitted disease at that “party”…you all now have it! JUST SAY NO! 2. SNIFFING AROUND THE PUSSY THAT DOESN’T WANT YOU! Sigh…some guys will never learn. Not every woman likes your penis stench. Move on to one that likes you instead of harassing the one that can’t stand you. It’s wasted time for both parties so do yourselves a favor and…JUST SAY NO! 1. THE PUSSY THAT COSTS YOU YOUR RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE! Guys go after any pussy just because it hasn’t been conquered by them. Sometimes they risk the good relationships they have at home for a taste of something that no one else sees as special! ? Why? Ugh. Keep it in your pants and JUST SAY NO! ?? BONUS: THE PUSSY THAT BROUGHT AN EMPIRE DOWN! Throughout history, pussy has cost men anything from money to power…to their own fucking lives! ? Penis can never run the world like pussy does. If you don’t believe me…flip through your history books. A love or lust for a woman can bring empires down! ?? While most men do not have empires…they should treat their everyday lives as such. Bad pussy can take a somewhat intelligent man and make him look like a lost boy who does not know his ass from his hole! ? This is exactly why a man must not aim to sleep with every woman he sees! Only one will have the ability to turn a boy into a King. Wait for that one! ? ~KJM on Charm School Monday! More to come this Love week! ?
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