Happy Temptation Tuesday! ?? It has been a while since I have written something ignorant. Today’s a great day for that. Flashback with me and the Ex Factor…to…yesterday. ? If you read yesterday’s blog, it should be fresh in your mind that I clearly had some things that I wanted to speak with him about. Typically I like to bury things and not talk about them until I’m ready to explode? so yesterday when the Ex Factor suggested we spend some time together…I tried to stall. As fate would have it…the universe immediately (and I do mean immediately) sided with him. ? Suddenly my jam packed schedule cleared and I left work late in the afternoon instead of late at night. Guess there was no sweeping the dirt under the rug that day! Ugh…so I signaled to the Ex Factor that we did need to sit down and talk about a lot of things. ? I dread communication and he just does not communicate so I already imagined the night to be an epic fail! ? To be certain that I got my points across clearly, I decided I was NOT going to wash the NYC subway system off of me when I got home. I was going to smell (from head to toe?) like the 2 train!?? Now for those who don’t know…the NYC subway system is old as fuck and dirty yet highly efficient! Right when the smell of piss and shit hits me…that’s when I know I’m standing in the right spot to get on the correct subway car that will swiftly get me to the exit door of the subway once I reach my stop. Yum! ??? I kid you not…I go through this every day when I take the train! One can only imagine how much of those juicy ?smells permeate and stays with us as we go through our day! And god forbid we accidentally sit or step in something suspect! ? Yea…there’s a lot of charm in riding the subway! Wouldn’t trade it for the world though…because it’s efficient and humbling! ?? Now back to this conversation with the Ex Factor. In the art of war (or in this case…the battle of the sexes), one must always come prepared and expect the unexpected! The Ex Factor is always use to me being freshly showered…smelling like baby oil and Love Spell. ? But no not today! I got something to say and I did not come here to play! So the 2 train smell it is! That will make sure all my clothes stay on! ?If I ended up taking a shower after our talk, that would mean things went well. I hinted to the Ex Factor that I wouldn’t be taking a shower via text and he thought I was waiting to shower with him! ? Naw brah…I’m here to negotiate! ✌? He enters the room and I keep my distance…partly because I stink and partly because it’s hard to be annoyed if he’s right in front of me. He’s just so freaking cute! ? But I digress…we ended up talking for over an hour and decided he would make more of an effort to make me feel special and wanted and I would calm the fuck down! ? The evening actually went quite well. But why did I even have to go through such drastic measures to get him to pay attention to me?! I mean there I was…stinking to all damn…smelling like the subway hadn’t been cleaned in months…to successfully have a deep conversation with him!? He claims I did not stink but he does prefer that freshly showered, baby oil, Love Spell body splash, pussy marinating just for him smell. ? Lol. He asked and so I delivered! Lol. After all…all is fair in love and war!? I hope today’s blog is helpful for someone out there….though I am fully aware that some folks smash with dirty vaginas, smelly dick, and moldy balls!???✌? If that’s you and your boo…this type of negotiation won’t work for you! Clearly the smell of shit and piss turn y’all on! ✌?? ~KJM on Temptation Tuesday! I hardly can resist the temptation to be ignorant lol Love you baby?
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