It has been a while since we have gotten ignorant on Temptation Tuesday! No time like the present to do so. ? By now, most of you have heard about the Kevin Hart cheating scandal. Generally, I’m not big on celebrity gossip but when there is a good life lesson in their story…I will go there! Today’s lesson is actually for Kevin Hart’s current wife, Eniko, aka my fake cousin as she is from my island. Let’s lay the foundation for this foolishness. Two things the old school folks have been saying that I have found to be true (1) “No romance without finance!” Any woman who does not believe this…is probably sitting in dark of their apartment waiting to be evicted while Tyrone feeling on her legs! ?? (2) “How you get them is how you lose them!” Now I have done some shady things in my life but I told you I don’t play with marriage. Don’t want to answer to God and the law for such foolishness. I interpret the second adage as…if he was trouble for her…he will be trouble for you! SEE Brad and Angelina for modern day reference! ? But lets take this one step further for those of you that still don’t get it… Ever heard of the saying that “a leopard never change its spots?” I hope the light bulb is finally on now. If you get a leprechaun when he’s trolling….he may take a break, Eniko, but soon he will be back trolling! Doesn’t even matter if there is a pot of gold or glass at the end of the rainbow he has been chasing…he is a creature of habit! Now that I’ve laid the foundation right into Eniko’s ass…let’s see what we can get from this besides leave people’s husband and wives alone! Back in the day, mistresses hid. Now they do interviews, write books, and if the opportunity presents itself…they thrive at being the baby mama and/or the new wife. Brings me to a question. Can a mistress be transformed into a wife by the sheer virtue of that cheating man marrying her? Hmmmm….this is a tricky one. My thoughts….NO unless she is married double the time he was married to the first wife and did not have any real drama where his dick blew in the wind. Let’s call this one the Alicia Keys Syndrome. ? So far Swizz Beatz or Swiss cheese as I like to call him has been doing okay in appearing to be faithful in his marriage. ? According to Swizz, he’s “in love with his wife.” Boo you ain’t never love the first one? Maybe not…but it sure looked like you were invested in the first marriage or else…why marry the first wife? If the mistress does not have the Alicia Keys Syndrome (still remains to be seen how long this syndrome persists) then she is still a mistress! She’s just married now! Now I know some of you are rolling your eyes but feel me on this. Who in the hell is really expecting their union to be blessed when how they got that man was by breaking up another union?! Yea…I don’t think God is present in that second union unless there is some actual repentance! I’m talking about some 1000 Hail Marys and walking on hot coal for a 100 days in the desert…repentance! ?? You cannot build your happiness on someone else’s sorrow! You just can’t! But what you can do is…fool yourself to believe that you are the exception to the rule. ?? Your “ill na na” will keep this one home! Girl bye! Tired of pointing out that even porn stars get cheated on! You hear that! Bitch could be taking it in the ear and the ass and dude may still fuck somebody else! I have heard dudes say ain’t “no pussy like new pussy!” SEE the many male celebrities who cheated with the ugly nanny for references! ? Some men just don’t give a fuck and since we cannot control those men…we as women got to raise our standards and not open up shop to these already occupied husbands! To me, a mistress is a mistress is a mistress….even with a 1000 wedding bands on her ring finger! For her foundation was built off of someone else’s pain and demise. She is never the original! Not because she is the second wife but because of how she got that man! To all the mistresses turn wives including Eniko, you not Gucci…you the knock off…Cucci. You not Obsession by Calvin Klein….you Possession by Kernel Sanders (the smell of cheap fried chicken). ~KJM on Temptation Tuesday! This is why a bish still got student loans…I won’t sleep with married trolls with money and let them wife me! ???