I have been waiting to get you alone! YES! YOU! ? In between my Black History Salutations and my demanding day job…I hope to be able to drop you (my readers) a line that makes you smile and think! So let’s get to it! In the last 7 years, I have given out a total of 3 Coochie Coupons (only to the Ex Factor)…two of which…in the last 8 months! ?For those who don’t know or need a refresher course…a “coochie coupon” is something a woman gives the man in her life when he does something EXCEPTIONAL! The coupon is always for something she…herself…is into sexually into but rarely does! A coochie coupon is never to be confused with a Hall Pass! ✌? A Hall Pass is something, in my opinion, weak minded women give their men when they don’t think the man will ever be faithful. He gets a certain amount of “passes” to sleep with women who are not his woman and still come back to his relationship! ? I do not get the concept but am trying not to judge. Now I do understand telling a wandering man that he can be with a bitch he wants but he can NEVER come get any of your puss again! ?? That’s not a Hall Pass…that’s some grown women shit. Can’t make a dog be faithful! ?? Lets call that one a “One Way Fall Pass!” Handed one of those to the Ex Factor the other day because since end of November…my wisdom teeth, traveling, and now my demanding job has taken priority over him! After we had some bomb ass sex for his birthday…around end of November…I went on to focus on ME! ?? A woman can do that….be like that’s some great sex…then roll over and start doing her taxes! Lol. Hey…shit got to get done! ??? But because I’m not purposely holding out on him…and we aren’t an item (in my opinion)…I figured I would be fair and give him the “One Way Fall Pass!” To my surprise…he declined it and let me know that he can wait! ? Now this could be game recognizing game but I sure the fuck would have taken the “One Way Fall Pass” if I were him! My job has me on lock right now and I barely have energy for a geriatric hand job! ? That says a lot! My sex drive is at an all time low because I’m stressed all the time, work extra long hours 7 days a week, and when I do get a chance to have an emotion…it’s the desire for more sleep! ??? When the Ex Factor graphically laid out his plan (what he had been doing) to wait on me…I immediately started typing up the coochie coupon! It’s redeemable for only one night…any night he chooses…and then after that…I probably won’t be typing up anymore! Lol. Coochie coupons, to me, are so needed! Nowadays some of these young girls be turning tricks for FREE?at parties with dudes they don’t know! This is why so many dudes got ugly baby mamas! Everybody want a freak that goes front ways and side ways until she give birth to your baby…then shit gets real! I’m not mad at the sexually adventurous woman as long as she protects herself and is truly into the things she does! For those of us too tired and too damn mature to work as hard as a hoe on the beat for just any dude…a coochie coupon is just what the sex doctor ordered! ?? The Ex Factor is still the man I love. If anyone would redeem a coupon…it would be him! ?And I hope he appreciates how hard it was for me to type one up! My ass could have been sleeping! Lol. Anyways….Coochie coupons are making a comeback! Let’s hope the Ex Factor redeems his before I forget or fall asleep during! Lol. If worst comes to worst…he can just lay it on my forehead like it was a pillow…then we will both be rested! ? ~KJM is tired as fuck but blogging on the subway…on this very rainy but warm winter Hump Day! ?
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