Happy Serenity Saturday to all my readers. You are hearing from me earlier than I expected. I am currently flying from over the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean and in order to keep myself from pulling the bitch‘s hair that keeps falling on me from the lady sitting next to me…I have decided to blog. ? Yes I am in an economy seat so things are tight but she sleeping in her seat like she at home…foot cocked up and all! Then she got the nerve to take off her stanking shoes and put them in my leg room. I have kicked her feet three times already! ? Bitch you ain’t home! ? But I digress. Back to blog life. Lol. Yesterday, while I was packing, I managed to catch the marathon of last seasons “Married To Medicine.” Now I haven’t watched this show in years but I am familiar with most of the ladies on there. The biggest shocker was that “perfect” Jackie’s husband cheated on her and now they are getting a divorce! I call Jackie perfect because she is usually not part of the many dramas on the show and just focuses on being a doctor. At first wind of Jackie’s husband’s infidelity, I did not bat an eye. These men (especially black men) betraying us sistas is very common. This is not to say I think cheating in ones marriage is okay (for anyone). I am just saying cheating is a popular topic amongst all the races. Now what gave me a double take is when I saw Jackie’s tired run down husband! I mean next to her and her beautiful self, he looks like he can barely get the penis up to pee straight much less cheat! ? How dare he?! And how dare the woman who allowed that pee in the bed penis inside of her…that is if she knew he was married! Fifteen years of marriage and a breast cancer survivor and this is what Jackie gets? Child…I was too hot!✌???? But this brings me to an interesting observation that I’m really sharing with the men because we women already know this: the longer we are with you men…monogamy is difficult for us too but women are true warriors so most of us stay faithful. ?? It is a known fact that we women are at our sexual peak way into our later years…while most men hit their peak in their teens and twenties! ?? What does this mean to a man? It means we tired of y’all same lazy sex stroke too! ???? I always hear men say that “for every beautiful woman they see…there’s a man tired of fucking her!” ? Bro, do you really want to go there with me?! There are times in our long term relationships we get so fucking disgusted with y’all that we hope the penis just falls off so we won’t ever have to deal with it! ? Don’t ask me where that thing falls off and rolls to…we just don’t care. ? And check it, the longer we are with y’all the worse the sex gets because while y’all are busy looking at Pretty Young Thangs and daydreaming about getting it up and sleeping with them…your long term woman’s sex drive has most likely increased and you ain’t even giving her the big D right no more…and your little shriveled up d ain’t doing shit! ?? One of the reasons why men feel like it’s okay to publicly complain about what they aren’t getting in the bedroom is because (1) it’s socially acceptable but if we did it to y’all…society would burn us at the stake…calling us sex driven disloyal hoes who should be happy to have a man! ?✌?? And (2) because women from all over the world have been taught to build their men up even when that same tired dick stroke ain’t doing shit! ?? So y’all think you doing something by having these affairs and we suppose to just stay home and be happy we have a man! Boy bye! ✌? We want that unforgettable back breaking dick that some of y’all gave us when we first met you!? Over the years, many of you have let yourselves go, have beer bellys, and barely like to wash your asses! ? Nasty! We are turned off by you but our commitment to our vows (if married), commitment to our children (if we have any) and our self respect keeps us loyal (for the most part). We need to be appreciated too! I spent most of my dating life with my two long term boos (Julio and the Ex Factor) not feeling wanted! That’s a total of 18 years between the two of them! Damn! FYI. A man cannot make a woman feel fully wanted through sex alone! ?? We women go through so much and suffer in silence…even in our dating lives and feel trapped when married! Speaking of marriage…the majority of us women are scared of it too! One penis for the rest of our lives until death do us part?! Who the fuck does that sound good to? ✌?Moral of the story here: guys every time you are going to complain about your woman in the bedroom…remember there’s a great chance she hyping up your piss (no pun intended) poor performance to save your manhood! You probably haven’t hit her G spot nor helped around the house in over a decade and she’s turned off too! Bro, you ain’t the only one! Monogamy is easy for no one! This is why I always prefer having two boyfriends at one time (one that tends to the emotional and the other that tends to the physical) cause I ain’t never met a man who could consistently satisfy one woman on all levels! ?? But society has taught us women how to do without! ? Child…that’s the tea right there! -KJM on Serenity Saturday. Yes I’m back for the 2018! If you love my work, please share it! “Love is a battlefield!” In 2018, I hope we all get and give love, appreciation, emotional support, and some bomb ass sex! ?
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