Mariah Carey is a legend in her own right! Despite her recent performance scandal on NYE in NYC…I still love her! Besides her beautiful voice, Mariah has some words of wisdom for us. Over the years, when asked about negative things other celebrities said about her…Mariah would simply say “I don’t know her and I don’t know her either” especially when referring to JLo, Demi Lovato, and Ariana Grande. Now I have to admit I don’t know much about Demi and Ariana (except that they can really sing despite the pop crap they put out) but it’s hilarious that Mariah would always be quoted as saying she doesn’t know who JLo is! ???While the media has titled her “Queen of Shade,” I offer you another perspective. Often times toxic people come into our lives with drama! My sister, Brenda, would probably suggest that you rise above it! However, Mariah is telling you…do not even acknowledge it! ?? Of course….I love Mariah’s take on things! Why even let the drama into your life?! Like I’m not having this shit today nor any other day! STEP✌?with all that mess! If I don’t know you…that means you do not exist…and I can continue being my fabulous self! Yasss Mariah! Yasss! ? While I feel kind of late in the game when it comes to adopting this life motto…I plan on utilizing it in 2017 and actually already have…TWICE so far! ??One particular instance will pique your interest…that damn ELIJAH! Yesterday he what’s app me. I’m getting sick and tired of telling him to hop up off my phone number. Like how many times do I have to tell him that I don’t want him. To date, I have told him this April 1, 2016 when I broke things off, August 2016 after months of him texting me with no response from me in sight, and October 2016 where I explicitly told him I love the Ex Factor and no matter what we go through…it’s him or someone new but no other cock roach from my past…including Elijah! From what I can get from Elijah’s behavior, he does not respect me nor what I say. Sure I didn’t get recruited in cuffing season and the Ex Factor has been placed in the Friend Only Zone…but I have never been hard up over penis. Penis is fucking overrated especially when it comes with stress! And just like with Julio….I’m no longer attracted to Elijah either! ? Sometimes I just want to send him the Kingston Expressions’ podcast Episode 9 so he could understand how fucking disgusted with him I am. Now I know what you are thinking…I’m being mean but come on! ? I cordially ended things and have maintained a strictly professional relationship with him. There has been no drama on my end! So why can’t he respect what I said? Soon it’s going to be a year since I cut him off…what the fuck more does he want? He hasn’t even seen my kitty cat since November 2015! Only the Ex Factor has been getting some of my goodies and even he’s on hold right now. 2017 won’t be about these dudes unless it’s for comic relief. The Ex Factor is kind of like my Baby Daddy (a permanent fixture that I sometimes regret dealing with but our bond is strong and long lasting…even if it’s just as platonic friends)…he is always close by and not going anywhere! Elijah had a few short months to convince he was a better man than the Ex Factor and he failed! ??Elijah’s balls came out smaller and I only got time to roll with the big dogs! ? And lets not forget that EXTRA HOLE Elijah put in my asshole November 2015! ??????Wait!!!! The more I think about this….Elijah really got extra tiny balls to even be texting me! If I were him…I would go hide somewhere after that performance! ✌???? Because speaking to Elijah like he is an adult does not appear to work…I am just going to take Queen Mariah’s advice and let Elijah know….I DON’T KNOW YOU! YOU FUCKING DON’T KNOW ME EITHER…if anyone asks! lol. STEP! ?? Elijah has been the first victim of the 2017 BLOCK LIST! ?~KJM on Hump Day saying iPhone thank you for making it easy to use the block feature! ??
I Don’t Know Her And I Don’t Know Him Either (The Mariah Carey Edition)
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