When people ask me how I’ve managed to be 34 and never been pregnant, my answer is simple: (1) I work very long hours, (2) I’ve been on birth control since I was 21 years old and to be honest even if it fell in the toilet, I would easily grab that shit (no pun intended) and take it, (3) I get turned off by men easily especially cheating and/or cheap men, (4) I have my black belt in masturbation, and (5) I guard my womb like the secret service guards the President! If I’m unsure about a relationship, I may still be with that man but I’ve no qualms about keeping my Kitty Kat to myself! ~KJM on Charm School Monday saying learn how to make your own Kitty Kat purr and wait for the right one while the wrong one…suffers??
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