It’s with heavy heart that I write this foolishness today…get ready because the level of fuckery we are about to get into is insane! The other day the writer, Zane, posed the questions: who hasn’t been on a date in 2016 and if so, is it by choice? Many women wrote in their personal experiences but one in particular stuck out to me. There was a woman who had been happily married for 25 years until her husband passed. She said she had not dated since because….wait for it…MEN IN THEIR 50s AND 60s PLAY GAMES!!! Say what?! Wait a fucking minute! I know guys in their 20s and 30s play games but now it’s the 50s and 60s too? I mean…they knocking on death’s door and still playing games?! I’m gonna need someone to explain that to me because I’m fucking baffled? Should I just give up and become a born again lesbian? I know you guys are side eyeing me for this one but I don’t care! This woman’s testimony isn’t the first time I’ve heard of this mess. If you recall, I met a widower (probably in her 80s) a few months ago at the nail salon and she shared a similar story with me. She said that all the men in their 50s wanted to do was sex her and live off of her (she and her deceased husband owned multiple properties)! Nana say it ain’t so?! Grandpa only interested in sex?!? I just passed out! With hearing this news, what hope do we young women have? Do we accept a life of solitude or embrace learnt lesbianism…no disrespect to my lesbians…but where the fuck are we to go? At this point if I aimed to meet a 90 year old geriatric…he’s still going to be focused on coping a feel?! I’m disgusted but even more than that I’m pissed! When the fuck do guys grow up?! I learned from Elijah that the late 30s/early 40s ain’t got shit to offer…at least for me! So what now…look to the 70s and older crew? Lawd a mercy!? Passing out again! Even Grandpa want to Netflix and Chill?! And not because his ass is too old to move but because he’s still a dirty dog…even in his decapitating state?! I just fainted…somebody pass me a church hat! Wave it over my face, wake me up, and have the pastor bring me back to life with a deep scripture. Matter of fact…let’s get to modern day pastors while we at it! Some of them slinging more pussy than your favorite rapper!? Nothing touches a woman nor awakens the flesh more like a good scripture!?? I know I’m on one today and trust me I wish I wasn’t. But seriously, what are we women to do? Where to go? Who to seek? Do I aim to be in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights like Jesus did and pray on it? But won’t the temptation of a worthless man only wanting sex still be there?! I need someone to answer me because I’m at a lost for words! I thought the “snap chat me that pussy” aka the younger generation was bad but now grandpa and his crew?! Not to mention…they are not part of the “snap chat me that pussy” generation so where the fuck did they get this behavior from?! Are we women (single AND married because some of y’all married to unreformed dogs) forever doomed? I still believe in men and know there are good ones out there. My brother, Junior, is one and my best friend, Zack, along with most of my close male friends are great husbands (from what I can see). I refuse to believe that a dirty dog is all there is left in life for women of ALL ages to date. I feel it for grandma and them’s generation but I’m even more worried and disheartened for my generation…~KJM on Hump Day saying Viagra’s stock must be fucking rising! ? Disclaimer: Papa Michaels could not (more like would not) be reached for a quote on men in his generation!?
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