Community Penis (The 5 Commandments Edition)

Happy Temptation Tuesday! Time to get brutally honest and ignorant. My friend, Lioness, has a couple of exes that she consistently turns down for sex under the notion that they are Community Penis! What is COMMUNITY PENIS? Oh you know it when you see it…hell some women married it! ✌? Community Penis is not your one off ordinary cheating penis. He is the type of penis that any woman can sample and probably has sampled! ?? Say no to Community Penis! It is so dangerous for so many reasons but if you want that vagina to stay fresh and tight…Community Penis is not the way to go. Isn’t it ironic that society is so focused on the virtue of women yet there is a growing population of us women who don’t want to bed male hoes?! ??? The men I have stayed with the longest, Julio and the Ex Factor, are not Community Penis. I took Julio’s virginity (as he took mine) when I was 18 and he was 19… and I started dating the Ex Factor when he was 20 and I was 29. I don’t like my men around the block more than me or at least not too many more bodies than me. Kingston likes to feel like that dick belongs to her and that is damn near impossible with Community Penis even if it has repented for its sins and is now reformed! ?? SAY NO TO COMMUNITY PENIS! ?????? While neither Lioness nor I came up with the phrase Community Penis, I feel like it is my duty to guide you away from it! Here are the top 5 Commandments I have learned about Community Penis: 5. THOU SHALL NEVER ALLOW COMMUNITY PENIS TO CALL YOU UP AND REQUEST PUSSY! Community Penis is just that…there for community use. It should always be telling you what it can do for you…not what you can do for it! ?? While I always recommend staying away from Community Penis, sometimes we women are bored or going through a small drought. Community Penis is there to get us back in the game. Pack your condoms and your birth control pills and proceed with caution! ? Remember that Community Penis is there for everyone so don’t play with it for too long and always send it on its way! ✌? 4. THOU SHALL NOT SAVE TIGHT GOOD PUSSY FOR COMMUNITY PENIS! Never save yourself for Community Penis! Better yet…never fall in love with Community Penis. He belongs to all women so he can never just be yours. Accept him as he is and send him on his way. Save yourselves for men worthy of you because they have also been saving the most sacred parts of themselves for you. Community Penis is only loyal to itself! Please remember that. 3. THOU SHALL NEVER FIGHT ANOTHER WOMAN OVER COMMUNITY PENIS! We women should not be fighting over a man for any reason but please do not disrespect yourselves extra by fighting over Community Penis! ??? Girl, he hoeing everywhere with everyone. He belongs to none of us and all of us at the same damn time! “Ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none!”? Use him and them diss him…then know your sista in the struggle will do the same thing next! Free yourselves from ever getting angry about Community Penis. He isn’t worth it! He “gets around!” ? 2. THOU SHALL REMEMBER THAT NOT ALL COMMUNITY PENIS CAN FUCK WELL! My first (and I think only) Community Penis was Crazy in college. He definitely slept with more than half of Penn State’s female population. Big girls, small girls, black girls, white girls, Asian girls…you name it…he did them. The thing with Crazy though was that he was a master of sex. As the only man to consistently give me multiple orgasms…I could understand why every woman wanted to fuck him! He was just that good! ?? But there are a lot of Community Penis that are bad at sex. These low lifes just like to fuck but never learned how to please a woman! ?? Yikes! They are the lowest of the Community Penises! No one likes a man who can’t please a woman! Why share this one? He’s like an over ripe banana about to turn rotten! ✌? Definitely pass on this low grade version of Community Penis! ✌?✌?✌? If you gonna briefly kick it with Community Penis…you should at least be climaxing out your fucking ear! ? 1. THOU SHALL NOT TRY TO TURN A HOE INTO A HUSBAND! Sigh…this one is going to hurt some folks’ feelings. No one should marry nor settle down with Community Penis! He’s for the entire community to enjoy! ?Making him your baby daddy and/or your husband makes you look like a clown. I promise you…you will never be able to reform him nor tame him. Let this wild dog go! His only redemption is if he truly wants to change but then you would have to forgive all the bodies he collected on you…? And some of us are just too petty for that. Better off marrying a man with virtue and one that understands how important loyalty, trust, monogamy, and commitment are. ?? ~KJM on Temptation Tuesday! Lioness, thanks for bringing this phrase to my attention! My readers will never be the same! Lol. Any personal experiences with Community Penises? Feel free to share! There appears to be a sighting a day! ?