It’s been a while but you knew sooner or later we were going to take another spin in The Land Of Pimps And Hoes (Corporate America)! Here at Kingston Expressions we are serious about our coins so any tips we can pass on to help you get your coins up…we damn sure will! Now we all know someone at work who gets paid to virtually do NOTHING! Sometimes that person is our boss! But I’m not going to go there just yet! Lately, I’ve been witnessing some really lazy behavior in all areas of work and/or customer service. I know someone who works a front desk job for a major corporation that sits on her fat pussy (she’s actually tiny but I need to paint you a picture of where I’m going). This chick barely wants to answer the phones much less questions from other employees in the office. ALL her coworkers complain about her laziness as they pick up the slack and do the work she couldn’t bother herself to do! Cute looks is fine and all but why the fuck come to work if you just going to sit on your “fat” pussy and not do jack shit? The only job I know you can willingly do that at and it’s acceptable is….NONE!!! Even Strippers got to twerk for their FUCKING lives if they want their coins to turn into solid dollars! No one should be stripping for fun in this damn economy! If you gonna do “bad” you better work hard at it and have a house, car, and a damn college degree paid for in CASH while having your down payment ready for your starting your own business! Don’t be getting ashy ankles and a bad name at the strip club for nothing! Get them coins and have a fucking business plan!!!! But I digress! Now back to Miss “fat” pussy….chick….even prostitutes got to work hard for their money! If busting a nut in your face gonna cost 200 extra for a john…you best believe a hoe better put on a good show! Now y’all know I will take it there and play devil’s advocate to make a point. Definitely not promoting prostitution! But if you want to excel at anything in life and keep excelling…you have to fucking work for it! I AM TALKING TO GENERATION Y NOW! To the “snap chat me that pussy generation” aka the social media generation….y’all are coming off as lazy, uninspired, spoiled, flashy with nothing to really flash, and just plain dumb no matter how many degrees/trades y’all got! I’ve been working in this country since I was 14 years old. The summers I wasn’t working….I was assisting my family with raising kids. I am from the school of the hard knocks and lazy just isn’t a thing. Now I’m not saying that some of those people working down at the DMV since I got my license at 18…weren’t lazy. The same chick walks up and down the line that’s usually 3 blocks down, rude, unenthusiastic, barely willing to answer questions, and yet has job security! ? But she is not the symbol of my generation! She is the exception! Back to Miss “fat” pussy. If you haven’t guessed by now…I call her that because she must think that that’s the only reason she got a job! It can’t be for her skills?! I am firm believer that whatever your current job is…you work hard at it for two important reasons: 1. Great work ethics learned early on will advance you at a company or give you the tools you need to be a successful entrepreneur! And 2. You never know who is watching you and what great opportunities you may land just by the virtue of your ambition and how hard you are willing to work! It boggles my mind that some of these half assed (lazy) employees complain about not having a better job and actually think they deserve a better job…just by the virtue of them saying so! Let me get this straight…you have been mopping floors at McDonald’s for 8 years, still not mopping under the table and chairs, only mopping the parts of the floor your boss can see, AND STILL haven’t been promoted to make fries or to cashier?! Get the fuck out of here?! ? You must be slow! Have you never heard of “hustle hard…closed mouths don’t get fed on the boulevard?!” Yea I’m trying hard to relate to these younger lazy folks. Even some rap songs tell y’all to get off your asses and WORK! The crazy thing is…in this economy when it’s an employers’ market….how the fuck do you still have your job?!!!!! I may need to be asking your employer this very same question! I came to this country off of family members cleaning shit and working in factories! No way I can be lazy with all the sacrifices that were made for me…before and after I was old enough to know!?? I am forever grateful to my parents, the Michaels, for sacrificing everything for my well being and my education! I can only hope…I continue to make them proud!!! Even if you have been given everything in life and no sacrifices were made for you…shouldn’t you want to aim to be a better person than you were yesterday? Find whatever that motivates you and become a better employee/boss! Some of us are just sick and tired of doing our work along with yours while only collecting one sorry paycheck! “Please check yourself before you wreck yourself!” Lawd…young folks Google that one! But get your shit together! I know the unemployment line is no longer a physical one but even the virtual online one isn’t pleasant! Remember that someone else would kill for the opportunities you have! Also, remember to dress AND work for the job you want…not the job you have! Aim high! ~KJM rolling through the land of pimps and hoes on Charm School Monday! This is a great time to shout out those strippers in big cities who own their own house and car AND have a degree with no student loans balance!?? I am not knocking what you do but will knock some of y’all for going against the status quo without having anything to show for it! Shout out to my Daddy for keeping me off the poles…cause y’all know you can’t be doing that shit if you have a loving and caring Daddy that raised you! No ma’am! You can’t! Lol!
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