If there is one thing the world isn’t short of…it is PENIS! Penis! Penis! Penis! ? From ruining the country (referring to the shrinking dumb penis that’s head of our current state of union) to reality television…it seems like every time I look around…there goes penis…fucking up the world! Is anyone legitimately exhausted from the mental trips penis takes us on?! Now I’m not saying that dick doesn’t sometimes show up and do wonderful things but my Feminist ass ain’t buying most of the shit that penis is selling. As a straight woman, it would be nice if the center of my dating relationships didn’t revolve around penis! The thing is…I don’t encourage the penis…it’s just so fucking persistent! Big head or little head…that damn thing is just so fucking ambitious when it comes to getting “ahead” in life! ? Smdh. I miss the days of just hand holding and cuddling…the days I had no need, want, nor demand to satisfy the penis! When did my world turn so penis centered?! Yea…I think it was about the time I lost my virginity! Oh how I miss it so! I could…just be…without penis poking me! I…could…just…be! ?? The interesting thing about penis always being available…is it’s gotten lazier! Because it’s common and sometimes tricks us women into thinking it’s high in demand…dick no longer thinks he has to work for it! And so the female orgasm ends up dead before arrival. I am not sure if it’s because I’m living a very stressful life…but penis just does not entice me anymore!!! Now I’m definitely not into other vaginas…but I’m gonna need penis to shape up or ship the fuck out! ✌? Matter of fact…if penis is so common…it’s stock is worth less! It’s not unique and specially shaped (unless you are dealing with a crooked dick???…ouch)! Penis…only offering dick alone…with no love, support, care, and ability to provide for a family…is just penis! I would like all you women out there fighting over some tired man to think about that! If he was special, you would never have to fight against another woman for him. Common stock…after a while…and depending how the market is…can become worthless stock! So ladies…the next time you are taking a tour at the penis factory…pick one that’s unique and full of more characteristics than just his need to please himself!!!?? And if you don’t see a special one…sit this one out and choose none! Science says…our bodies were created in a way where only the female knows how to pleasure herself in a minute or less! And if you want the simulation of a penis…buy a vibrator or dry hump and go home and finish yourself off! Trust me…you will thank me later! Lol! ~KJM just getting off the penis tour…with no penis in hand…on Hump Day! ?